Author-Sama's Random Book

Bee VS Lightbulb

This evening I was just chillin in the living room, playing TomoDachi Life on my little bro's 2DS (it's the same as a 3DS, minus 1 dimension). As I'm playing what I thought at the time was a fly flies into a lamp on our bookshelf. I hear this hiss of the thing touching the hit bulb and think "You insects are dumber than walkers." For a few minutes it's just me playing the game, in the living room, with this baka constantly going for the light.

It wasn't until I saw a quick glimpse of the thing that I realized it wasn't a fly. It was bigger than the flys we have in our house, but I just can't bother to care really. Then it suddenly falls into a tin can we keep some pens and pencil, and as it flies back up I notice it looks funny. Final thoughts: "HOLY MOTHER F*CKING SH*T IT'S A BEE." I had to wait until it was crawling around inside the lamp to go to my room because:

1. I have to pass it to get to my room.

2. The bookshelf is right next to the hall leading to my room, and the lamp is directly besides the doorway.

I think the bee was being one of those stupid insects that went for the light and it hurt itself. You know how bees don't mess with you if you don't mess with them? I assume when the bee got hurt he thought "BRING IT B*TCH!" and kept going for it.

Yeah as you can tell I'm bored again.