~Nuclear Family~

Back on Track

Summary: Fan starts making vlogs again after resigning from Meeple.

~ Fan's POV ~

After leaving Meeple Inc. as CEO with Steve Cobs eventually returning from out of nowhere, I am so excited to return to my old vlog and blog life!

You see, life started to get better a week after leaving. I get to cuddle with my wife for how long I want, I get to sleep for 8 hours, I get to make myself some breakfast without staying up late for it, and that means I get to make more episodes of Fan's Fantastic FEATURES!!!

So, I felt motivated to work on a brand new FFF episode, so I roamed around Meeple HQ to interview! I can't interview Mr. Cobs cuz he's busy recovering from the trauma he had after being enslaved by the shimmers, and the Meeple products were busy with work. I might as well cry from anxiety because I have no one to interview! :(

Until a lightbulb appeared on top of my head. Ballpoint Pen! He's currently working yon his office, so I barged inside, shocking him!

"Ah!" He shrieked. "Mr. Fan! You're back! Wh- what seems to bring you back here?"

"I need to interview someone for my upcoming FFF episode and you're the perfect target!"

"You mean to tell me that show is still going? As critic, I am deeply humbled to be inter-"

"Yeah yeah yeah, quit your yapping." I roll my eyes. "Just ready yourself at 7:00 PM." I left his office, then the building.

7:00 PM

I was sitting on my usual desk, with honorable guests tonight! Anyway, Test Tube is still the one filming me.

"Hello, internet!" I greet towards the camera. "Welcome to another episode if Fan's Fantastic Features! It's been 4 years since my last episode, and I'm really really sorry for that, everyone!"

~ Ballpoint Pen's POV ~

Here I am, at the hotel. This place isn't really bad and such... Ooh, Fan is live! I quickly sat down at my seat before the camera panned to me.

"Introducing, the man who got confroversy for discouraging Inanimate Insanity's host, MePhone4, and the most 'professional' critic as he claims himself to be, Ballpoint Pen!"

The crowd applaused! They have my respect here! I hope nothing bad is gonna hapen.

"Good evening, everyone!" I greet the audience. "So, Fan, what seens to bring me here this evening?"

"Eh, simple interviews! That's all!"

"Alright, then. Have at it!"

"Thank you!" The talk show host grabbed his set of questionnaire cards, looking for a good question. "Aha, this is a good one! So, why did you want to review Inanimate Insanity out of all shows?"

Ooh, that's a nice question! "Well, people in my community were comparing the show to Netflix shows, and I was incredibly curious that as critic, of course, I decided to review the show myself."

"So basically, you flew all the way to Paradise Island to watch their upcoming episode that hasn't released which by the way was a two parter?"

"Yes, that is correct, Fan." I respond.

He bit on his lip, looking for questions. Giving up, he decided to make up his own questions. "So, why did you want to work in Meeple Inc.?"

"To be honest with you, I needed the money, and it was quite an easy job to get into, to be honest."

"How was I when I was CEO?"

"It was well, actually! You followed my advices like Cobs did to mine, you knew how to handle the company well!"

"Aww, thank you!" He then went back to scroll on questionnaire cards and smiles. "Ooh, this one is juicy!" He clears his throat. "There were rumors that you and Steve Cobs slept in the same bedroom. Are those rumors true?"

I was extrememly dumbfounded by this question, blushing from this claim as I was also offended! Why would people be stupid enough to believe that!?

"No, of course not!" I exclaimed. "I'll have you know that I am strictly professional!" I stood up from my chair in utter shock and anger.

"Yeah, you definitely didn't..." I can hear him mumbling it in his teeth.

"Give me other questions..." This progressively gets annoying, I hate it.

"Okay, uhm... Tell me, Mr. Ballpoint Pen... Are you a homosexual?"

"This interview has come to an end, Fan." I stood uo as I immediately left.

~ Fan's POV ~

"That was... Really unexpected... But either way, that's all for today's episode if Fan's Fantastic Features! Goodbye and see you all next time!"

"And... Cut!" Test Tube said.