THE DARK TRUTH OF BLINK 182, GREEN DAY, AND RHCP... || LORE [REAL NOT FAKE]

Once Upon a Time [Beforehand Lore]

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[this lore is really deep and explains the dark history of the two bands😔]

Green Day was sitting down in a New York coffee shop. Tre was smoking a joint. He was about to sing his pot song when three wimpy twink ass guys walked in the door!

"Yknow, who are those guys?" Billie asked Mike and Tre.

"I don't know buddy!" Said Mike.

"Roll, roll, roll a joint, twi-" Tre stopped mid sentence.

Coming from the door were Blink 182! But Tom DeLonge looked angry.

"Give me your weed, stupid ass pot heads!" Tom stomped over to Tre's seat and took the joint from his hands.

Travis and Mark were drooling at the mouth, wanting to start a fight. Just then, the coffee shop owner grabbed a bag of cocaine and threw it on the ground!

"It's okay, you can have my cocaine." She smiled politely. The woman had blonde hair and blue eyeshadow. Tom looked over at her and stole the bag of cocaine.

"You're coming with us..." he said, smirking his devilish grin. His minions, Mark and Travis were following after him.

All three members of Green Day were still sitting at the coffee shop. Too stunned to speak. Before they could do anything, Tom motioned to Mark and Travis. The two munchkins grabbed the coffee shop owner and threw her into their white van!

They drove off.

"I think, yknow, we should save her, yknow?" Billie Joe said to his band mates.

"I think you might be right." Mike nodded his head as he furrowed his brows.

Tre looked at his two boyfriends. "We are Green Day. Green Day save woman."

So they did just that. The trio abandoned their coffee and hopped on Tre's motorcycle. They only had two seats so Mike had to sit on Billie's lap.

They drove far out to Blink 182's hideout, where Green Day knew they kept all of their victims. But first, they needed to bypass security.

"What are we going to do gang?" Tre asked the rest of the gang.

Before Mike or Billie could respond, Tom's minions came out of Blink 182 Headquarters and had these huge guns!

"We don't want to hurt you." Said Travis Barker.

"But we will if we have to." Added Mark.

Billie yelled at them. "What did you do to the girl?"

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"Oh, nothing. Maybe just forced her to be on our next album cover." Just then, Tom DeLonge appeared from the garage door which was opening up with cool sound effects and smoke.

"Tom! We're gonna hurt you!" Said Mike.

"I'd like to see you try."