Heyy Baby

Part 4

Update aab mostly next wednesday ya phir thursday ko milega 

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Hm who has woken up for some water, and to see if the 3 haven't killed the child, is shocked to see Ks with an apple in her hands while the 3 are playing video games.

Hm turns off the video game and the three scream loudly, which frightens Ks and she chokes on the apple. Hm quickly removes the large apple piece from her throat and takes the apple from Ks hands which makes her cry loudly.

Hm: Shushhh... shant. Hum abhi apke liye kuch leke aate hai. Rukiye. Aur aap log, humne kaha tha ki baby food dijiye usse. App log leke nhi aye?

AS: Hum leke aaye the Priye.

Hm: Toh diya kyu nhi.

A: Kyuki wo toh hum teeno hi kha gaye.

Hm: aur isliye apko laga ki aap iss chotisi baachi ko itna bada apple de sakte hai?

As: Ha?

Hm sighs loudly and takes Ks with her to kitchen. She makes some soup immediately and feeds that to Ks who drinks it immediately and then Hm hands over Ks to As.

Hm: Hum ye aaj kr diye hai, kal se aap khud karenge. Aur ha, inko diaper pehna dijiye, aabtak toh kuch hua nhi hai, pr aab khana kha liya hai toh pata nhi kya ho jaye.

She says this and Ks does potty on As, who cringes in disgust.

A and Cc laugh out loudly at this.

As: Priye, thodi madat.

Hm hides her smile and goes away to her room.

Here, As cleans Ks with difficulty and the 3 sleep on the sofa with the kid still in the basket, sleeping.

Hm comes again to check in midnight and smiles when she sees little Karishma sleeping in the basket and three monkeys sleeping on the sofa, hugging each other.

She adjusts Ks who is sleeping in weird position, and is taking out her hand when Ks holds her finger. She looks at the small hand holding her finger and couldn't control herself, and softly traces her hand on Ks face. Ks smiles and it makes Hm happy.

Hm: Kitni pyaari baachi hai.

Next day, As gives DNA test and the results will be given in next few days. Today, Santu and Shivani are also coming home. (All 6 live together. Cheeta and Amar were in office when As called them yesterday. And Santu and Shivani were in mayka)

Here, Santu and Shivani enter the house and Ks is roaming in the house crawling away. Hm, As, A and Cc are still sleeping. Santu and Shivani enter and Ks goes right in their legs like a cat, both of them get afraid and scream loudly. Ks giggles seeing this. Everyone in the house wakes up immediately and runs to them. Ks is still sitting on the floor, looking at these two with 2 fingers in her mouth.

As: Kya hua?

Ss: Yeh kya hai? Kisne bacha paida kr liya. Maine bola tha mujhe bacche pasand nhi. Mai ghar chod dungi.

Sp: (Shivani Pawar): Exactly, same to same. I hate kids. Yeh kitne... gande hote hai. Waise ye wali cute hai.

Hm: As se pucho. Inka hi bacha paida hogaya hai.

Sp: Tu preggo kab thi Hasu?

Hm: Mera nhi hai, sirf As ka hai.

Ss: Hawww... bhaiyu yeh apne kya kiya.

As: Ye bacha mera nhi hai yaar. Kaise samjhau tum logo ko.

As and Hm tell everything to everyone and they sit down, again, staring at each other.

Hm: Kya iss ghar mai news sunne ke bad aise sadhme mai baithna compulsory hai?

Ks: Stuped.

Sp: Yeh bacchi bolti hai?

Hm: Baachi hai. Gadha thodi hai ki bolega nhi.

Cc picks up Ks awkwardly in his hands, and says, "Still ye kuch jyada choti nhi hai bolne keliye. Mere mama ka ladka to 4 saal ka hogaya still sirf mum and dad bolta hai."

Sp: Thik se to pakdo usse yaar. Gir jayegi.

Ks giggles when Cc inverts her instead of holding her properly.

Hm: Tum usse mujhe do. Aur batao ki aab karna kya hai.

Everyone stays quite and after sometime, Amar says, "How about we keep the baby in shifts? Like, jabtak samaj nhi ata ki yeh As ka bacha hai ki nhi, we need to keep her. So why not, decide shifts? Kuch der yeh hum teeno ladko ke pas rahega kuch der tum teen ladkiyo ke sath."

Cc: Pagal hai kya Amar. Hum teeno ko kuch nhi ata baachi ko mar dalenge hum do din mai hi.

St: Shut up, bachi hai wo, uske bare mai aise mat bolo, marne ki bate kyu kr rahe ho uski. Aur hume bhi kuch nhi ata. Hum teeno ne konsi isme phd ki hai. Maine to kabhi relatives ke baache bhi nhi sambhale.

Ss: Same.

Hm: Mujhe sirf basics pata hai.

A: Yaar, humara tair hua tha ki iss grp mai koi bhi bacha nhi banayega, still tune ye kiye Anu.

Ks makes a crying face at this and gives puppy eyes to the three girls.

Ss: Aree, aise kyu bol rahe ho, dekho bichari rone lagi. (Takes her from Hm, and awkwardly holds her in her arms, in wrong position.) alee alee, bichari baachi. Kuch nhi, gande hai amar chachu, aap roo mat. Next time unpe susu kr dena.

Ks nods and everyone is shocked.

As: Toh aab shifts karna hai toh thoda basics to seekhna padega na? Wo kisse sikhenge? Priye?

Hm: Hume thik se nhi pata, so risk nhi lete.

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