Heyy Baby

Part 3

Ks sits quietly and giggles when Hm slaps the 3 on their heads.

Hm: Yeh kya chal raha hai yaha. Wo baby upar tak agayi, kamre mai chali aai thi wo humare. Aur aap log yaha ek dusre ko dekhte baithte hai.

As: Hj, hume kuch samaj nhi araha tha isliye humne inn dono ko bulaya, aur aab hum teeno confused hai.

Amar as A and Cheeta as Cc.

Cc: Kuch toh gadbad hai Bhabhi, aap thoda toh help kr dijiye na. Hum baachi ke sath kya karenge.

As: Ha priye, plz. Hume toh idea hi nhi hai. Jyada se jyada hum khel sakte hai iske sath, aur kuch nhi ata hume.

A: aur hum dono ko toh baby ko uthana chodke kuch nhi aata.

Hm: Hum kuch nhi jante. Hum yeh ghar chodke chale jayenge agar apne wapas bacchi ko humare room tak pohochne diya.

As: Hj, plz aise mat khahiye na.

Here Ks feels hungry and starts crying.

As, A and Cc look at each other and starts muttering

As: Yeh aab ro kyu rahi hai?

Cc: Hume kya pata.

A: Aurat hai na, royegi hi.

As: Shivani ko batayenge ki aap aise bole.

A: Chup rahiye na. Maravayenge kya aap hume. Aap iss bhopu ko band kijiye.

Hm is standing on the side and looking at this.

Cc goes to Ks and asks, "Kya hua?"

Hm facepalms herself but is shocked when Ks replies, "Hungry"

Cc: Baachi ko bhook lagi hai. Ghar mai kya hai?

As: Pasta hai. Pr 6 din purana hai. Chalega kya?

A: Nhi nhi, shi.

Cc: Hum beer leke aaye the aate waqt. Wo chalegi?

Hm's eyes widen at this.

As: Pagal, bilkul bhi nhi. (Hm takes sigh of relief but is shocked when he says) 18 saal ki kaha hui hai.

A: Hmm... aree hum chicken sausage bhi leke aye the.

As: Nhi wo nhi de sakte.

A: Kyu?

As: Bacchi Vegeterian hui toh?

Hm facepalms herself and says, "Hum ek hafta mayke kya chale gaye, ghar mai ye sab hogaya."

Hm: Bacchi hai wo choti. Usko yeh sab nhi dete. Baby food leke ayiye aap. Aur wo banake dijiye. Hum sone ja rahe hai. Goodnight.

As brings some baby food and opens the packet and the 3 men taste the mixture.

A: Wow, ye toh bohot tasty hai.

Cc: Sahi kaha. Thoda sa kha lete hai hum hi. Bohot thak gaye.

As nods and three of them munch on the baby food. Ks starts crying loudly and the three realize that they ate all the baby food.

As: Aab kya kare? Shops bhi band hogayi hai.

A: Apple hai kitchen mai. Wo dede bacchi ko?

As: Ha yes, ye karte hai.

Cc cuts the apply and gives the piece to Ks. Ks munches on the apple and tries to bite it with the 2 teeth she has in the front. And sucks it again.

Hm who has woken up for some water, and to see if the 3 haven't killed the child, is shocked to see Ks with an apple in her hands while the 3 are playing video games.

Hm turns off the video game and the three scream loudly, which frightens Ks and she chokes on the apple.

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