Heyy Baby

Part 5

Hm: Hume thik se nhi pata, so risk nhi lete.

Ss: Youtube?

St: Good idea. Chalo koi playlist toh mil hi jayegi.

They all start searching for baby handling playlists.

Ss: Dekho isme bataya hai ki baby ko aise pakadte hai, let me try.

Santu holds ks in proper position and Ks gives a kissy to her cheeks.

Ss: Aww... baby ne mujhe kissy di.

Hm: Ye kya baat hui. Tujhe kyu di.

Ss: Jealous?

Hm: Shut up. Aur ruko, hum bhi try karenge.

As, A, cc, St: Hume bhi try krna hai.

Now, they start fighting to hold Ks in their arms.

Finally, A holds her properly and hugs her tightly which makes Ks angry.

Cc: Amar, shayad tujhe usse neeche chodna chahiye aab. She doesn't look happy with you.

A: Aree jal mat, wo mujhe aise hug kr rahi hai isliye tu jal raha...

And before he could say anything anymore, Ks does susu on Amar. Amar is shocked and makes a crying face, holding Ks away from himself, but the deed is already done. Both Amar and Ks are socked totally in susu.

Ks: Sannu say susu.

Saying so she giggles.

Hm: Kya iss baachi ne abhi abhi santu ne joh kaha tha wo sach kr diya?

Ss: Chalo koi toh hai joh meri sunta hai.

Cc: Mai bhi toh apki har baat sunta hu santu ji.

Ss makes an annoying face at him.

Ss: Next time ispe karna Karu.

Ks: Kalu... Kaluu... susu... chee...chiii...huff...roar.

As: Isse kya hua. Yeh roar kyu kr rahi hai.

Ks points at Cc and roars again.

St starts laughing and says, "Usse shayad cheeta ka naam nhi bolne ho raha isliye wo roar kr rahi hai instead of saying his name. Hain na bacha?"

St takes Ks from A's arms and keeps her in distance without letting her dirty herself.

Ks nods. Then, after sometime, due to cold and being wet, Ks feels weird and starts crying.

As: Aab isse kya hua?

Hm: Shayad hume isse nehlana padega. Toh aab yeh kon karega?

She looks up from Ks, and sees that everyone has vanished.

Hm: What the fuck...

Ks: Fuck...

Hm: Nhi tum nhi bol sakti ye... bad manners.

Ks: Fuck...

Hm: Ahhh... Why god why...

Ks: y... fuck... y... god... ahhh... fuck

Hm picks up a blabbering Ks and takes her to the washroom.

St also comes and says, "Let me help u. Yeh dekh, kuch videos mile hai."

Both of them start following the videos and ready the water for the baby. Ks is still sitting in wet clothes.

Hm looks back to see Ks sucking on his dirty clothes.

Hm: eww... bahar nikalo isse. Yeh gande hai. Aur chalo naha lo aab.

Hm and St remove Ks clothes and try to put Ks in water but she starts crying the minute her bum touches the tub. Hm picks her up, and tries to make her sit again in the water. But Ks starts crying more loudly, like she is in pain. Hm picks up Ks again and takes her in her arms, trying to make her calm.

Hm: Kya hua isse. Aise to ye kal se nhi royi yaar. Bohot shant thi, n royi tak bhi itni dard mai nhi royi wo kal.

St who was arranging Ks clothes, came back and said, "Shit. Hasu ye kisne kiya."

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