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Mesmerizer Uzi lore [satire 😋😋😋😋]

Mesmerizer Uzi was born in Walmart [surprising 🤯🤯🤯🤯] She was raised until she was trusted on her own!!!!1!1!1!1!1!! [when was that..?] One day, specifically on a cloudy day, she ran over a family of 5 with Mesmerizer Doll and Mesmerizer Cyn in the car 😋😋😋😋😋 We don't know how she got behind the wheel, specifically because she was a minor at the time, but EHHHH- apparently Mesmerizer Doll gave her vodka, idk. She was not charged but her life changed 😔🥀

One time she went to Bananananananananananwnnwwnananananana County Fire District with Mesmerizer Doll and burnt down the thing!!! Bear J was one of her victims but she left with the power of ✨MaGiCaL SeKai StUfF✨. Mes Uzi KNEW that wasn't the right thing to do, but she felt evil so it was the right thing to do 😋

One day, when Mesmerizer Uzi was out for a break from her VERY VERY FUN WORK, she met Bow N at a cafe and then they became frends 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

But she couldn't date!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1 Because then Mesmerizer Cyn would fire her from the job 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

Luckily Bow N wasn't like Mesmerizer Uzi and became rich the legal way. But Mesmerizer Uzi... OHHHHHH... she stole from 1982837474757382 banks and made $83,746,464,672,828,282,837,475,673,828,277,272,728,383. But she wanted to keep her job bc ARSON YUM 😋😋😋😋😋😋

After some idiot called Bear J called the police for Mesmerizer Uzi's crimes, she got into a scam that included Bow N 😔😔😔😔😔😔

And then Mesmerizer Uzi married her wifey [ITS YURI TO ME 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡] Bow N 🥰🧋🧋💖🌴🎀✨🥰😍🏳️‍🌈😋🏳️‍🌈🥰🎀💖🧋😍🏳️‍🌈😋😍✨🌴🧋🌈❣️🐬😋😍✨🌴🥰🎀💖✨😋❣️🧋🏳️‍🌈🐬✨🌴🥰

Then the anti lgbtq force came 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰 it was ran by bear j 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞

Then Bear J threw a bomb at Bow N 😰😰😰😰😰😰 killing Mesmerizer Uzi 😭😭😥😥😥😢☹️🫤😕☹️😥😓😞😓😥☹️🫤😢😭🫤☹️😥😞😥

Then a new Mesmerizer Uzi spawned in 🤩😍😍🥰😙😗😗😚🥰🤩🥳🤩😘😚😗🥰🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🥰😚😗

And she killed Bear J 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Being known to hack phones, steal money, as well as being gay and doing crimes, she is certainly the best robot out there 😚😚😗🤩🥳😘😙😍🥳🤩😗🥰😚😛😘😍

And here comes the start to the movie about homophobiaaaa.... yayyyyy...

Then the new leaders of the anti lgbtq force were James and Louisa 😔😔😔😭😭🥀🥀😢😢😢☹️🙁😕☹️😥😓😞

Tessa and J marry 🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😘😘🤩🤩🎀🎀😋💖🎀❣️🧋🏳️‍🌈🐬✨🌴🌴✨🐬🧋🎀😋🏳️‍🌈🤩🤩😍🥰😘🌴🐬🧋🎀💖

And they all kill the anti-LGBTQ force 💖🎀🐬😘🥰😍😍🎀🏳️‍🌈😋😋✨✨❣️✨🏳️‍🌈🎀🐬😘😍🤩😘🧋💖✨❣️🌈🎀💖🐬😍🏳️‍🌈😋✨🌈😋🎀🐬😘

Then everyone becomes immune due to being cute 🥰😘🐬🌈✨✨😘🥰❣️🤩🌴❣️💖🐬🌈✨🐬🥺❣️

Mesmerizer Uzi also wanted in every planet in the solar system because her actions affected them 🥀😕😕😭😭😓😥😢🙁🫤😓😥🙁🫤😧😦😮😲🤯😢😨😟😢🙁

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Now for the part where a evil gremlinatic dumbass who likes burgers and a cute innocent bow boi get married 🥰

Bow N: looks out the window of homosexuality and sighs dramatically

Then, a girl much shorter than him, with purple eyes and hair, a badass visor hat and a cute dress walked up to him. It was none other than Mesmerizer Uzi.

Mesmerizer Uzi: We meet again, Bow N...

Bow N: AH-! Mesmerizer Uzi, you scared me... and yes... we are, in fact, meeting again...

Bow N has the urge to punch this lil shit out of the window of homosexuality but ehhhh... was it truly worth it...? Just before he could ask politely, Mesmerizer Uzi smirked at him.

Mesmerizer Uzi: Don't act like I haven't bugged your systems. Your dog photos you saved might as well be leaving...

Bow N was shocked. What the fuck did he do to deserve this?! But just before he could complain about that, which didn't actually happen, Mesmerizer Uzi looks back at him, kinda wanting for this to be married yuri already.

Mesmerizer Uzi: I-I... I want to marry you...

The innocent, cute bow boi looks at Mesmerizer Uzi in confusion. What?! Bow N was just a guy who was socially awkward. He liked bows to the point people would think he was a femboy. And the last date he had with Mesmerizer Uzi was at the grocery store for some freeze-dried strawberries!! [best date frfr] How could a pretty, gremlinatic, evil dumbass love a stupid little bitch like him?

Bow N: A-Are... are you serious...?

Mesmerizer Uzi: YES! YES IM SERIOUS! I NEED YOU TO MARRY ME RIGHT NOW!!

Bow N: Wait wha-

Mesmerizer Uzi: I'VE SEEN YOUR TUMBLR BLOG I KNOW YOU LIKE ME!!! AND ALSO THIS IS FOR LEGAL REASONS!! THE WRITER WANTS US TO KISS!!! THE READER WANTS US TO KISS. LOOK AT THE AUDIENCE!!!

Bow N: I dunno what you're talking abo- wait are you breaking the fourth wall?

Mesmerizer Uzi: FUCKKKKK YOUUUUUUUU-

Bow N: JEEZ SORRY 😭😭😭😭

Mesmerizer Uzi: Anyway, bow boy... I want to talk about marriage.

Bow N: But you're not the only person I-

Mesmerizer Uzi: HOLY SHIT LEARN HOW TO SHUT UP-

Bow N: Ah, ok then. Also, I thought they banned yuri a couple years ago...

Mesmerizer Uzi: Yeah. They did. Even if I don't really trust Mesmerizer Doll anymore, she was a decent girlfriend. The running over people, burning fire stations into ashes, free vodka... that was awesome.

Bow N: A-Are... are you ok...?

Mesmerizer Uzi: YES I AM DONT ASK!!

Bow N: You're utterly hopeless...

Mesmerizer Uzi: Y'know, about the fact I'm about to kiss some guy that dresses up a bit feminine, you're right...

Bow N: You should really stop saying "fvck you" [has censors] to others...

Then they married :3333

hol'up this stuff is funny XD