Dork Diaries: Tales From A Not So Perfect Secret Keeper.

Tuesday, February 3rd

OMG!

This day was HORRIBLE.

It started fine.

Then I totally blabbed out.

About my MISS KNOW IT ALL COLUMN.

To someone.

Not just to any someone.

BRANDON :(!

So it started when I walked to school.

I went to my locker.

And Brandon was reading my diary.

"Aww Nikki your drawings are awesome!"

And then I told him to give it back!

He just shrugged and walked away :(!

I bet he hates me now!

I'm. Such. A. Bad. FRIEND. :(!

Then, in math class, I completely was a klutz!

I took like, 10 minutes to answer 1 question.

Not my fault I couldn't SLEEP!

:(!

Thank Goodness the teacher didn't CALL ON ME!

:)!

Because I would be like, Teacher, I couldn't study cause I couldn't sleep. So you try to do that. YEA THATS WHAT I THINK SO MISS!!!

Of course I would say it inside my head so no one would hear it but ME!

At lunch, I was talking to Brandon in the newspaper room.

Hey Nikki, why are you here?

To work on my Miss Know It All column!

I mean, uh...,,

Wait, you are Miss Know It All?

No....

Then Mr. Zimmerman came, (man I hate you dude) and was like Yea she is.

So then I ran to the girls bathroom.

And I had a really loud scream.

AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!

:(!

Which always seems to make me feel a lot better!

So I went to the office to call my MOM to pick ME UP!

She picked me up and I said I wasn't feeling good.

Cause I WASNT! :(

So now I'm SITTING ON MY BED, eating like, 3 Hershey mega chocolate bars and watching America's Next Top MODEL :(!

Oh yah I forgot, The Dance is in 2 weeks.

But I bet Brandon's going with Mackenzie!

So if I could just muster up the courage to ASK him.

He could say YES or he could say NO.

I was willing to take that chance.

Well, my mom wants me to do the dishes.

Bye bye diary!