Dork Diaries: Tales From A Not So Perfect Secret Keeper.

Monday, February 9th.

SQUEEEEEE!

Today's the dance!

And Mackenzie was giving me the EVIL EYE all day!

Who cares?

I'm going to the dance with my CRUSH!

Haha, eat your heart out, Mackenzie!

:)!

A/N: just to make you guys wait, I'm gonna write about school! ;)
Diamond :)

I walked up to my locker, and Mackenzie even complimented me!

"Nikki, finally seen you've changed your clothes. Those are so cute"

"I mean, Nikki, you are, um you are-"

Then she sashayed away.

I just HATE it when she SASHAYS!

I was like.

OH.

Yes.

She.

Did.

I saw a poster of me saying Vote For Me for Dance Princess.

Except, I looked awesome.

Who would have done that?

I asked Chloe, and she said no.

So did ZOEY!!!!

Brandon wouldn't of done this.

I asked him, and he walked away.

Something's SUSPICIOUS though.

I'll worry about it LATER!

:)!

So, in math class, I completely ROCKED it!

We had another math competition, and Me, Chloe, and Zoey, tied.

I was like, OMG, my BFFs and I got 1st place!

Too bad Marcus was 2nd to last.
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And Brandon was 7th.

Theo was 2nd!

Zoey was so HAPPY!

Brandon looked kinda bummed :(!

"Brandon, it's okay. It's just a math competition." I said

"Yea. It's not like it's gonna affect our lives." He said and smiled.

"Well. Cya later!" he smiled and went

"Bye" I shouted back

At lunch, the funniest thing happened.

Apparently, there was an EMBARRASSING video of Mackenzie :)!

She was getting her braces on again!

Brandon showed us a picture of MACKENZIE in 6th grade with BRACES.

In the video, she screamed "NO, MY PEARLY WHITES! Please don't make me do this daddy. PLEASE!"

Now she's EMBARRASSED in public :)!

Too bad, Mackenzie :)!

But when I went to my LOCKER to get my BOOKS, she was VICIOUS!

"MAXWELL, YOU BETTER NOT TAKE PICTURES! ITS YOUR FAULT I HAD TO GET BRACES"

Calling Mackenzie mean is an understatement. She's a piranha in a fabulous dress and 5 inch heels.

"What did I do?" saying and being the calm person.