Dork Diaries: Tales From A Not So Perfect Secret Keeper.

Thursday, February 5th

NOTE: Dance in 3 days! ASK BRANDON TODAY!

A/N: Sorry for not writing about it
-Diamond :)

I was at lunch, and Chloe was down in the dumps.

I don't know WHY, cause it WAS her BIRTHDAY!

I.

Got

Her

The

Best

Present

Evar!

A FITBIT!

It costed like my ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS, but it was WORTH IT!

(ooh baby I'm worth it! Uh uh I'm worth it haha no? 5th harmony? Oh okey)

Chloe was really sad. Me and Zoey, being the GOOD FRIENDS we are, and ASKED her what's wrong.

"Everyone forgot my birthday! It's horrible. I didn't get any presents!" she sobbed.

OMG! I felt SO BAD.

So ME and ZOEY gave her a WARM HUG :)!

Then I gave Chloe her PRESENT!

"OMG! NIKKI, you didn't HAVE to!" Chloe gushed.

"Well, I do things for BFFS :)!" I said.

Then I went to my locker. Mackenzie complemented me on my shoes.

Kinda :(!

"OMG, those shoes are so cute! For a homeless person" Mackenzie said.

I just rolled my eyes at Miss Thang.

"Well, it's not my fault you look like a PIG in LIP GLOSS" I glared at her.

Her icy cold eyes were throwing daggers at me.

I just batted my eyes all innocently :)!

Then she sashayed away!

I just HATE IT when she SASHAYS :(!

And Brandon came up to me.

But I didn't realize.

He tapped me but then I was like,

"Leave me alone you piece of trash. You've caused all the drama in my life and ruined EVERYTHING! So just GET LOST"

But when I turned around, I saw Brandon and I was like "OMG BRANDON! I thought you were Mackenzie!"

"Yea well, I'll see you in bio" he said.
He shrugged and walked away, kinda bummed.

Like, WHO does that to their CRUSH?!

OMG, I just treated Brandon like a piece of NOTHING!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(That was me tearing my hair out in frustration!)

So I did the only thing I should do

MEET ME IN THE JANITORS CLOSET
Nikki <3

So when I got there, I SPILLED EVERYTHING!

"Well, it DID sound like you HATED HIM" Chloe said.

"Not HELPING :(!" I screamers

"Just be calm. The only mistake you make in life is when you make no mistakes -unknown" Zoey said.

I mean, I LOVE MY BFFS, but THIS was not the case for QUOTES :(!

"What should I do?" I said

"Ooh, give him a note that says, Hey, it's Nikki! Wanna meet at Crazy Burger tomorrow? My treat! Text me details" Chloe said.

"PERFECT! CHLOE, you're a GENIUS!"

"Yeahhhh"

So I CAREFULLY slipped my note into Brandon's locker, and hurried off to BIO!

I sat down, and Brandon didn't even look at me.

He looked really bummed.

HE DOESNT DESERVE THIS!

Hopefully he sees the note, and realizes that I don't HATE HIS GUTS.

If he doesn't.....

ITS GOING DOWNHILL FROM HERE.

Anyways, in the library, we were doing prank phone calls.

"Hey dude, is your refrigerator running?"

"Yes"

"Then close the DOOR!" Chloe screamed!

Haha it was SO MUCH FUN!

It ALMOST made me forget about BRANDON!

Almost :(!

Suddenly my phone CHIMED :)!

Was it from BRANDON?

NO. WAY!

***********
Brandon: Hey Nikki! I got your note! Sure, what time?

Nikki: 5:00 tomorrow?

Brandon: Sounds great!

************

SQUEEEEEE!

Now I know he at least KINDA doesn't HATE ME :)!

I told Chloe and Zoey!

"Yay. Now, before you go, we are gonna HELP you pick the PERFECT outfit :)!"
Chloe screamed.

"SQUEEEE! OMG! I'm so happy for you!" Zoey said.

Then Ms. Peach came up to us. "Anything wrong?"

"Ummm, no Ms. Peach." I said.

SOOO CLOSE :)!

Now I'm sitting at the side of my bed, trying to pick out MY OUTFIT.

Cute, but not too CLASSY.

Plain, but not too FANCY!

I CANT WAIT :)!