Dork Diaries: Tales From A Not So Perfect Secret Keeper.

Saturday, February 7th.

So today, it was Saturday, so I decided to go shopping for my dress with CHLOE AND ZOEY :)!

Marcus had said YES, and so had THEO :)!

It was gonna be a triple date, just like we dreamed of :)!

So as we were shopping, I noticed no other than

MACKENZIE.

FRICKING.

HOLLISTER.

She was so vicious.

"Um Nikki, the thrift store is not here, it's a couple of blocks down"

"Wow Mackenzie, you are so low, you've hit ROCK BOTTOM, and have started DIGGING"

"You are just jealous that Brandon is going to the dance with me and not you."

I was like.

OH.

NO.

SHE.

DIDNT!!!

"Mackenzie, for the last time, HE asked ME, not YOU!"

Mackenzie's IQ < A can of coke

Calling her a mean girl is an understatement. She a shark in Jimmy Choo Heels, lip gloss, and fake hair extensions.

"Well, he's only asking you cause he's so sorry for you"

I just rolled my eyes at that girl. Then I did that Tyra Banks head roll I practiced for hours in the mirror.

Then I walked away like I just OWNED her.

Chloe and Zoey asked what happened, and I SPILLED EVERYTHING.

"OMG, that girl is so VAIN!" Chloe said

"Her brain is the size of a WALNUT. Probably smaller!" Zoey said.

So then I found this pretty dress tried it on.

Zoey and Chloe squealed!

I loved it. It was so cute!

I. Got. The. Best. Dress. EVER :)!

I even did my snoopy happy dance in the DRESSING ROOM :)!

Guess who has 2 thumbs and doesn't care.

ME!

I was so excited for the dance in 1 DAY!

The dress was light blue, and it was gorgeous!

I almost FAINTED :)!

So after that, we bought the dresses with my MOMS credit CARD!

Then we went to the food court to eat :)!

I could eat a HORSE. The dressing up made me HUNGRY!

OMG!

Guess who I saw though, at QUEASY CHEESY?!

Brandon :)!

Chloe was like "Wait, isn't that Brandon, Marcus, and Theo?"

"OMG, that's KA-RAY-ZEE!! Why are THEY here" Zoey said!

"Well we can't just wait here" I exclaimed!

"LETS GO"

"Hey guys" Chloe said

"Heya" Brandon said

"Why you guys here" I said

"To shop for a good outfit so you guys don't sh- I mean to have fun" Theo said.

I just cracked up :)!

So then the six of us WALKED around the mall.

Until we hit a blonde.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA? No.

A/N: sorry if I didn't spell that right

Just MACKENZIE.

Just looking at her wanted me to barf into her $300 designer bag.

"Hey Braaandon" she said all dreamy

"Uh, hi" he replied

"I picked out a dress I can wear while going with you" she said, while twirling her hair.

OMG! Her twirling her hair made me so dizzy.

"Wait, Mackenzie, I'm not going with you"

"You aren't going with that DORK, are you"

"Well-

"Mackenzie, it's not my fault that you smell so much, Lysol doesn't even help you"

"When you leave WCD, the foul stench in the hallways will be gone. Those bugs are even disgusted by you!"

"Mackenzie, for the LAST TIME, I'm going with NIKKI! N-I-K-K-I

"She's so dumb, she can't even spell" Marcus said

"I'll get you Maxwell, just wait and see!"

Then she sashayed away.

I just HATE it when she SASHAYS!

Well, this was a fun day!

Mackenzie, jealous much?

:)!