Dork Diaries: Tales From A Not So Perfect Secret Keeper.

Friday, March 6th.

SQUEEEE!

Our trip is in 10 DAYZ!

I can't even wait.

YAYYYYYYYYY!

(That was me screaming in excitement)

And my CRUSH, my BFFs and all my friends are coming!

This is AMAZING!

Trevor Chase said we could become FAMOUS!

If.

I.

Get.

FAMOUS!!!'

I will rub it into that little MACKENZIES overly-run-with-makeup- FACE!

I sat down into French class.

How do you spell BORING in FRENCH?

Oh I know,

F-r-I-don't-even-care

AHHHHH I CANT TYPE. I can think of ideas. My brain has STOPPED! Halp me..

lunch time -whistles-

I walked to the table when the boys looked sad.

"What's wrong?" I asked

"Zoey, she she sh-" Theo said

"HAHA! Got you." Marcus said.

"Oh it's so ON!

I texted Chloe

Pull a prank on the boys. I heard an idea that they were gonna trash our sleepover tonight.

I had an evil smirk.

I sat down and talked until I was rudely interrupted.

"Hello EVERYONE! I just wanted to say I'm LEAVING WCD!" MacKenzie gushed. "I love most of you and I hope you will miss me"

Brandon gave her a dirty look and Mackenzie icy cold eyes gave me a death stare. I swear that could kill a person. But I just batted my eyelashes all innocently.

Then...

Oh.

No.

She.

DIDNT!!!

"I would also like to say me and Brandon are DATING"

I ran out of the cafeteria and checked my phone.

Yes.

Yes. It. Did.

Brandon = in a relationship.

So is MacKenzie.

NOOOOOOOOOO!

That was me tearing my hair in frustration.

I blinked back tears.

I ran into the girls restroom and had a good cry.

I should have known.

Her being the 'CCP' and me being the 'dork'.

I just should've known.

I walked to BIO and sat down. I flipped through my NOTES and avoided eye contact with anyone except the teacher.

"Welcome class! Today we will be working on the periodic table"

Oh CRUD!

In 6th grade, I couldn't understand it.