SQUEEEEE!
The dance is TOMORROW!
I'm so excited!
Mostly because my CRUSH, Brandon, asked me.
Well, I ASKED him, but he said YES!
I did my SNOOPY HAPPY DANCE!
And my BFFS had dates too
We were gonna have a triple DATE!
SQUEEEE!
It was KA-RAY-ZEE that it ever HAPPENED!
Since it's a Sunday, we had FAMILY SHARING TIME :(!
Did I tell you how I ENVY Family Sharing Time?
This time we are going canoeing.
AGAIN :(!
This time, Dad bought one for $8
With paddles, at least.
I was like, "DAD, who buys a canoe for 8 DOLLARS! My shirts cost MORE than that! You are an irresponsible DAD! Now I know where BRIANNA gets her stupidity!"
But of course, I only said that in my head so no one heard it but me :(!
Instead I said "Dad, it's $8. With paddles. Don't you realize something wrong?"
"No, it's PERFECTLY fine! he replied.
I just rolled my eyes.
It was HORRIBLE!
Actually, I take that back.
It was HORRIBLE-A-LICIOUS!
Which is like, 10 TIMES WORSE!
First, half of the canoe fell off.
So I ended up having BRIANNA in my LAP :(!
While ROWING the CANOE.
I mean, I love my family.
But today, this was HUMILIATING!
Everyone was giving us rude glares.
I so wanted to DISAPPEAR!
:(!
Luckily, Chloe and Zoey came over!
We got our outfits ready, and tried them on!
OMG! We looked better than Mackenzie in the best DRESS EVER.
Eat your heart out, Mackenzie!
Even though the DANCE was TOMORROW (I don't understand why it's on a MONDAY!) me, Chloe, and Zoey had a SLEEPOVER!
And we bought GLAMOROUS clothes.
Just for tomorrow!
So then, we played charades!
"Hmm, your a SNAIL!" I said
"How about a turtle" Chloe said
"Erm, a snake?!" I said
"YES!" Zoey said
I did a firework.
MOSTLY because I had the song stuck in my head!
"You're a flower!" Chloe exclaimed
"No, she a TREE!" Zoey screamed.
"Nether of you are correct!" I said
"Erm, a rocket?" Chloe said.
"OOH, baby you're a firework!" Zoey said.
"Yea!" I squealed.
But being the BFFs we are, we let CHLOE have a turn!
"You're a horse!" I said
"You're a jogger" Zoey said
"Nooooo!" she said
"A bull?" I said
"Yes!"
We made up funny things!
Then I heard my phone chime.
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Brandon: Hey Nikki! Rdy for dance tomorrow?
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"Hold on guys gotta take this."
"Is it your boo, Brandon?"
"Yea, but he's not my BOO!"
"Whatever!"
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Nikki: yes I got a light blue dress.
Brandon: cool I got a light blue tie!
Nikki: yea, so whatcha doing?
Brandon: watching tv.
Nikki: oh.
Brandon: you?
Nikki: finishing our outfits for tomorrow!
Brandon: well bye!
Nikki: bye.
"Okey I'm back"
"Show us the texts!" they said in unison
I showed them, even though it was NOTHING!
"SQUEEEEEE" Chloe said.
"Talk about match-made!" Zoey said.
"Guys, it's nothing. We are just friends!" I said.
"Yea, friends that make goo-goo eyes at EACHOTHER!"
Did I tell you that sometimes my BFFs could be a little- I mean SUPERannoying.
Well, I'm so tired, so gotta go.
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Dork Diaries: Tales From A Not So Perfect Secret Keeper.
FanficNikki has a problem. She can't keep her secrets. But for the most of all, can she keep her Miss Know It All Identity a secret? Or will she freak out and accidentally blab it out. Find out in this book! NOTE: THIS IS A FANFIC
