So today, I went shopping with AMANDA!
My mom pays me 250 dollars to BABYSIT HER.
I was like, #RichGirlLife
We had our limo driver, Nelson, take us to the MALL :)!
It was FABULOUS.
Then I went to this VERY EXPENSIVE STORE, called Rich Line Clothing.
OMG, hon.
I saw a beautiful DRESS FOR $580 DOLLARS!
IT WAS AMAZING!
Then Amanda started crying.
"I WANT A PUPPY! LOOK AT ITS FACE. YOU CANT STAND THAT FACE.!"
"No Amanda, we can't buy a dog with Moms permission."
"Can you promise we will ask her?"
"Fine."
Right now I wanted to RIP HER HEAD OFF!
#YouAreDrivingMeCrazy!
Well, today in the halls, guess who I saw, hon.
YOU and your BFFS, trying to find your lost diary.
See, I tried to help. But you guys didn't want any.
"Need any HELP?" I asked and batted my eyes all innocently :)!
"No, Lip Gloss Addictive" you said
"Well bye dorks"
I get to go to the WESTCHESTER CONSTITUTE of COSMETOLOGY.
Which, btw, is owned by my AUNT CLARISSA!
Since my parents were busy.
OMG! I got a makeover and everything!
Then I started reading YOUR PART OF MY DIARY.
Here's one thing:
You are a pathological LIER!
Brandon likes me, not you HON!
So if you want it to happen, go find a BED and DREAM about it.
:)!
Well, more tomorrow!
My daddy says I have to leave for my SINGING LESSON!
Toodles!
💟Mackenzie!
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Dork Diaries: Tales From A Not So Perfect Secret Keeper.
FanficNikki has a problem. She can't keep her secrets. But for the most of all, can she keep her Miss Know It All Identity a secret? Or will she freak out and accidentally blab it out. Find out in this book! NOTE: THIS IS A FANFIC
