Dork Diaries: Tales From A Not So Perfect Secret Keeper.

Monday, February 2nd

OMG!

Brianna, I hate you for this.

I packed my lunch to have a nice, gourmet sandwich. With a very yummy cupcake.

Brianna SWITCHED OUR LUNCHES.

So now, I'm sitting here, eating lunch.

With BRIANNA'S PRINCESS SUGAR PLUM LUNCH BOX.

OMG! It was so annoying.

Mackenzie even said "Dorkwell, this is a middle school, not a playground for kids.

I just rolled my eyes at that girl.

I sat down at table 9 when Brandon came over.

I felt my knees get all wobbly and I felt kinda dizzy.

Also known as RCS (roller coaster syndrome)

And then Brandon asked me "What's the Princess Sugar Plum Lunch Bag for though?"

I was so HUMILIATED :(!

I said all wobbly and weirdly "My sis- sisters lunch bag got mixed up with mine.

He said "Oh, that's fine"

He's so nice even though it's SO FUNNY TO EVERYONE.

That's one of the reasons why I liked him.

Then he brushed his bangs out of his eyes.

Then I blushed and smiled back.

Then he blushed and smiled back.

Then all this blushing and smiling went on for like, FOREVER :)!

At least until we got rudely interrupted.

By the one and only:

MACKENZIE :(!

She even started flirting with him.

Like

OH.

NO.

SHE.

DIDNT!

Luckily Brandon was like "Mackenzie, what's that new perfume you're wearing, Bacon Spray.

And she glared at me with those ICY BLUE EYES.

I batted my eyes all innocently :)!

Then I logged onto my Miss Know It All website.

I got a total of 315 LETTERS :)!

That. Is. Too. Many. Letters. For. Nikki.

Luckily I have Chloe, Zoey, and Marcy to help me.

Cause that amount is KA-RAY-ZEE!

Anyways in bio, I saw Brandon <3

I mean like, I do sit next to him.

But I had too much RCS.

I ended up saying Brandon Sup what's Hallo.

Talk about EMBARRASSMENT :(!

He said he was totally cool.

THANK GOODNESS!

And that's basically my day

A/N: I had nothing to write about so sorry about short chapter!
-Diamond :)