Dork Diaries: Tales From A Not So Perfect Secret Keeper.

Friday, February 6th

OMG!

I didn't ASK Brandon yesterday

GOTTA ASK TODAY!

So today, in gym, we had a session of Basketball!

And Mackenzie came out with this light blue outfit on and it said "HOLLISTER" and her teams name was FabuMasters!

I was like

Oh.

No.

She

DIDNT!

Wow, that girl is so HOPELESSLY VAIN!

I so wanted to slap that SMIRK of her FACE!

But, she NEVER scored a SINGLE shot.

And I just wrote in my DIARY.

Surprisingly, I made the winning goal!

I wasn't even looking!

I just threw it over my head!

I'd never seen people so happy to not take showers.

Poor ZOEY AND CHLOE :(!

I told them to sneak out.

It WORKED!

So now, they didn't take any showers.

Yay!

At lunch, I tried to muster up the courage to ask BRANDON to THE DANCE.

I couldn't! I had MAJOR RCS!

I said "Hey Brandon can I ask you a question?"

"Sure" he replied

"Can u .....uh" The WORDS would NOT come out my MY MOUTH :(!

"Can I what?" he replied

"Um, never mind" I said

"Well bye then" he shrugged and walked away.

I felt SUPERqueasy and SUPERstupid!

I mean like, WHY would he WANT to GO with a DORK like ME?!

I'm so stupid for thinking that.

BTW, the entire school is gossiping that
Mackenzie and Brandon were going together.

I'm gonna ask him tonight.

So, AFTER that, I sat down at Table 9 with Chloe and Zoey.

"I NEED HELP" we all said in unison

"WHAT" we all said again

"Okey, I'll go first!" we all said!

"I can't ask Marcus to the dance!" Chloe said

" I'm having trouble asking Theo to the dance!" Zoey said

"I can't talk to Brandon about the dance!" I yelled

It seemed like we were all having the SAME PROBLEM :(!

So, like Miss Know It All, I gave advice.

GUYS, I going to talk ABOUT IT with Brandon at Crazy Burger Tonight. Why don't you do the same?

"I'll ask Theo to go with me to Queasy Cheesy!" Zoey exclaimed

"And I'll ask Marcus to come to the park!" Chloe squealed!

So, now I'm a MATCHMAKER!

Kind of.

-after school-

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"Hey Brandon"

SO, I decided to wear, a pastel pink dress, a cute necklace, pink flats, and some nice pink earrings.

"Hey Nikki!"

"So, wanna go now?"

"Sure"

As we sat down, his eyes locked into mine.

Omg! Talk about MAJOR RCS!

So, I told him,

"Brandon, can I ask you something?"

"Yeah"

"Uh, what do you wanna order?"

STRIKE ONE!

"Uh i don't know yet"

"Can I ask you another question?"

A/N: sorry this is like the book a little bit.

"Sure"

"Uh, do you want to get dessert?"

"Um, I don't care really"

STRIKE TWO!

"One more question?"

"What?"

"CAN YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME?"

"Nikki, I-

"Oh yea, I understand you are going with Mackenzie"

"Wait what?"

"Who said I was going with Mackenzie?"

"The entire school!"

"Well, I'm NOT"

"OMG! SQUEEEEE!"

Oops I said that out loud.

Who cares?

"NIKKI, will you do the honors of going to the dance with me?"

"YES"

SQUEEEEEEE.

IM doing my SNOOPY HAPPY DANCE!

I'm going to the dance with BRANDON!

This is gonna be AWESOME!

Eat your heart out Mackenzie!

I'm going to the dance with BRANDON!

:)!!!!!