𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒

Get It Sexyy

Hope this makes you laugh XD

DISCLAIMER: LOTS OF SWEARING!!! (They're singing Sexyy Red, what do you expect lmao?)

CLOVE FIRST PERSON POV

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I unlock the front door and open it. I throw my bag on the counter and shut the door behind me. Boy, has it been a day. Senior finals are no joke.

I grab a soda from the fridge, (a drink I don't usually have, but I decided to treat myself today with) and walk over to the couch.

I hear creaking upstairs so I know that Marvel's home. I take a sip of the orange soda and as I grab the remote- I hear music upstairs.

"GRRAOW, BAOW, BAOW, BOAW!!" Marvel and Cato sing. Wait- CATO?! What the hell is he doing here?!

I run up the stairs carefully, making sure not to spill my soda. I slowly approach my cousin, Marvel's room and peek through to see him and Cato dancing.

"SLIM THICK, CARAMEL SKIN, 5'5' THIS BITCH A TEN!!" Marvel sings.

"HAIR DONE, BILLS PAID, CATCH ME SLIDIN' IN A BENZ!!" Cato adds, making a driving motion with his arm.

"I AIN'T LOOKIN' FOR NO MAN, I AIN'T RECRUTIN' NO NEW FRIENDS!!"

"LOUIS BAG FILLED WITH BANS, GO ON, SEXYY, DO YOUR DANCE!!!!" Why the actual fuck is my boyfriend singing Sexxy Red? I never thought he'd be the kinda person to listen to her.

"GET IT SEXYY!!!" They shout. "GET IT SEXYY!!!" I face palm quietly. I don't want to get caught right when it gets good. "GET IT SEXYY!!! GET IT SEXYY!!!"

"YEAH, BOY, YOU KNOW THIS ASS SUPER FAT!!" Cato sings.

"I AIN'T LYIN', THOUGH!!" Marvel does the background vocals or whatever they're called.

"FUCK ME GOOD, I'M THROWIN' THAT SHIT BACK!!!"

"I'M HIS FAVORITE HO!!!" Marvel sings into his hand, almost as if he's beatboxing.

"H-H-HE WANNA KISS ME ALL OVER MY TATS!!" Cato makes a motion in the air with his fingers, over his body, that looks like raindrops trickling down almost.

"I'MA LET HIM, THOUGH!!"

"I'M SO FUCKING SEXY THAT HE'LL TEXT!!"

"ALL THESE-" he pauses, making sure not to say the n-slur. "ON GO!!"

I quietly laugh to myself as I watch these two from the side of the doorframe. They're fucking ridiculous. Especially their dance moves.

I pull my phone out and press record. It goes for a while, but when they start to sing, "GET IT SEXYY!! GET IT SEXYY!!" again, the phone slips out of my hands and thuds on the floor. SHIT!

They both turn to the doorframe, where I quickly move out of eyesight. They approach the door and look out. They can't see me, thank god.

Fuck! They pick up my phone. I'm screwed.

"Clover?" Cato asks, holding the phone in his hand. 

I stay quiet. There's no way he knows it's my phone.

"Are you sure that's not your phone that you dropped?" Marvel questions him.

"No. This is Clove's phone. I know what hers looks like. See, it's got the dark red case with the 'Stay gold, Ponyboy' quote on it in black. And it's most definitely hers because look at the Lockscreen. It's the picture that Glimmer took of us when she fell asleep on top of me at the Christmas party. This is undoubtedly hers. And if I'm correct..." he turns to me, and when he knows I'm there, he smirks. "She's right here." He hands me the phone.

"I'm not here, actually!" I say and start to run off, but Cato grabs me by the waist and pulls me back to him.

"Yes, you are. We both see you. We're not that stupid. Don't try to gaslight us, Clover," he smirks, pulling me in closer.

"Well I wasn't doing anything," I say matter-of-factly.

"Then let's see here. If I open your phone, I won't see a video of me and Marvel?"

"Well there are tons on there, Cato. You guys are always doing stupid shit."

"You know what I mean!" He rolls his eyes and puts my phone password in. Yes, he knows my phone password. I know his, too. He trusts me and I trust him. We've got nothing to hide.

He opens up the photos app and I try to reach for the phone, but he pulls it away with one arm, and keeps me stuck where I am by holding my waist tightly with the other.

He turns the phone to me, letting me see the video.

"Care to explain this, baby?"

"N-no..." I mutter.

"Whatever," he sighs. Then he leans down to my ear and whispers, "Delete that or I send that video of you sleeping." He smirks and moves his head back up so he can look at me.

"F-fine," I grumble.

"Good." He places a kiss on my head. "You really don't look bad in that video I have of you sleeping, though."

"Yes I do!" I protest as he wraps his arm around my shoulder and we turn to go downstairs.

"No, you don't!" His voice cracks. "You look cute, baby!"

"Not true!"

"Yes true!"

"False information."

"True information." His voice comes back to normal.

"Whatever," I scoff, rolling my eyes.

"You always look cute," he smiles, placing a kiss on my head before sitting on the couch with me.

"Thanks." I pause for a moment. "But, hey, aren't you here to hang out with Marvel? Because I just stole you from him, and I don't think he's happy."

"Oh, I'm fine. Promise," Marvel smirks. "Seeing you two is cute. Plus, we've been together every day this week so far."

"That's fair," I shrug and turn to Cato, placing a kiss on his lips. Marvel and Cato have been hanging out every day this week so far, so I thought he would've been home today. Guess not. Not that I'm complaining.

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I had this idea and then once the phone fell, it all just started flowing out of my brain. That's a super weird way to word it, but I just mean that I just couldn't stop writing I guess??

Anyways, hope you enjoyed! :)