KAMIJOU TOUMA updated his status.
You guys are fucking assholes.
[KAMIJOU: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
AOGAMI: No.
MOTOHARU: Nope.
AOGAMI: Absolutely not.
All 3 lose it.
MOTOHARU: I hope it sucks whatever you're going through.
KAMIJOU: I hope it suc-*wheeze*
More laughter.
AOGAMI: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
KAMIJOU: *laughing* You guys are assholes!
MOTOHARU: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
AOGAMI: *dying*
KAMIJOU: *cackling*
Later on...
AOGAMI: I can't wait to go to the funeral, knowing that I could have changed the outcome.
KAMIJOU and MOTOHARU lose it.
MOTOHARU: Ooooooooh fuck! *more laughter*
KAMIJOU: OH BRRRRROTHER! FUCK MAN, WHAT THE HELL!?
MOTOHARU: SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
KAMIJOU: I WAS JUST ASKING IF YOU WOULD BE THERE FOR ME!!!
MOTOHARU and AOGAMI keep on laughing much to KAMIJOU'S indignation.
KAMIJOU: FUCK YOU GUYS-]
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MISAKA WORST Fucking hell, you killed me with this.
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ACCELERATOR This is what I've been missing since I took that old man's job? Also I don't expect this type of stuff coming out of your feed.
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KAMIJOU TOUMA What, you think I got a long stick up in me? I'm not that nice.
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ACCELERATOR I'll say, I might tag in someday. If I could only deal with this damned paperwork.
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TSUCHIMIKADO MOTOHARU The more the merrier, especially if it's from the Strongest. By the way how's things going up there?
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AOGAMI PIERCE Hwat are y'all talkin' about?
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ACCELERATOR Stay quiet, or I'll send a unit up on your fucking dorm and burn all the trash you call manga. Yeah, I know.
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TSUCHIMIKADO MOTOHARU You wouldn't dare.
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MISAKA WORST Somehow seeing you like some mob boss in a shitty B-movie doesn't suit you. You should come home already, I'm tired of the control tower pestering me as to your whereabouts.
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AOGAMI PIERCE Any way to make sense of what they are saying Kami-yan?
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KAMIJOU TOUMA Why you coming to me, I ain't touching that stuff even with a 12-foot pole.
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STIYL MAGNUS What's the name of this game? I wish to play it.
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TSUCHIMIKADO MOTOHARU Hey Stiyl what a surprise! I'll send you the game and details later.
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KAMIJOU TOUMA Oh great, more people.
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KINUHATA SAIAI This looks super interesting, care if I join? Also that was super freaking funny.
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MUGINO SHIZURI So this is what Saiai was showing me. I'm in, when can we start humiliating this Kamijou guy?
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AOGAMI PIERCE Bro you know cuties like these!? How the fuck do you keep getting away with this you philanderer!?
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KAMIJOU TOUMA Don't say things people will miscontrue, this is the first time I've seen them!
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HAMAZURA SHIAGE How do you keep your sanity intact around those two?
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KAMIJOU TOUMA What made you think I was sane in the first place?
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A Certain Set Of Facebook Sessions
Fanfiction(THIS BOOK IS PUBLISHED ONLY ON WATTPAD) Inspired by felixiglesias8's "Toaru Majutsu no Facebook". An anthology of short stories about the Raildex cast interacting with each other on Facebook. As usual, chaos, hilarity, and Kamijou-grade misfortune...
