Shoutout to Rouone1 for the chapter idea!
KAMIJOU TOUMA changed his status
(SINGLE to IN A RELATIONSHIP)
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MISAKA MIKOTO EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW IDIOT! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!
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INDEX I've never heard of this before now. Who is this new girl you were philandering with? You only have a second to respond before I retaliate.
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SHIRAI KUROKO Don't you see Onee-sama, he can't help it. They can't keep it to themselves after all. If only you remain with me I can show you the love you deserve.
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MISAKA MIKOTO FOR THE LAST TIME KUROKO, KNOCK IT OFF!!!
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SHOKUHOU MISAKI This is quite troubling.
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MISAKA MIKOTO You! Are you behind this!?
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SHOKUHOU MISAKI Oh if only. Then again, you wouldn't believe most of anything I'd say even if your life depended on it.
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SATEN RUIKO A lot of attention, over some post like this. And somehow, I feel kinda bummed as well. Is that weird?
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UIHARU KAZARI Yes Saten, it is weird. Just as weird as the skirt-flipping you subject me too on a daily basis.
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SATEN RUIKO First off, rude. And second you love them, admit it.
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UIHARU KAZARI I'm not talking to you anymore. Also I'm wearing shorts next time.
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SATEN RUIKO Noooooooo!
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LESSAR How come I have never heard of this? Months of seduction planning wasted!
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LEIVINIA BIRDWAY Keep your perversions away from this comment thread. Have you any sense of shame as to your actions, and the chaos it might cause?
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LESSAR You're just jealous your big brother's found someone to spend time with you princess wannabe.
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LEIVINIA BIRDWAY Get your affairs in order LESSAR, I'll eliminate you next time we meet.
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KANZAKI KAORI Explain this KAMIJOU TOUMA before I do something I won't regret.
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ITSUWA Quite disappointing...:(
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ORSOLA AQUINAS Oh who's the lucky one? Is it one of the girls in Necessarius?
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AGNESE SANCTIS Sister Orsola indulging in gossip is unbecoming of a nun. We are above such mindless drivel, so please cleanse your mind of such curiosities.
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ORSOLA AQUINAS But wouldn't you want to know who the mystery girl is?
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AGNESE SANCTIS Oh please, even if I wanted to fly into Academy City, storm into his domicile and pry important answers from his battered body before confronting him about this idiotic post, I have far more important matters to attend to.
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ORSOLA AQUINAS Quite a shame.
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KUMOKAWA SERIA Alright then, I'll admit it. I am the lucky girl in this relationship.
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SHOKUHOU MISAKI Seeing is believing.
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KUMOKAWA SERIA [Shows a picture of her sitting down on a bench, with Touma lying face down on her lap seemingly asleep]
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HOKAZE JUNKO Oh my.
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SHOKUHOU MISAKI Anyone in this city could just edit that, let's be honest here.
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KUMOKAWA SERIA Believe me or not, it's the truth.
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SHOKUHOU MISAKI THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD PAIR UP WITH A WOMAN LIKE YOU!!! THIS IS MADNESS OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE!!!
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MISAKA MIKOTO Yeah, and who the hell are you anyway? Don't think you're hot stuff just cause you're hot stuff down there in your chest area.
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SHOKUHOU MISAKI Misaka-chan your insecurities are showing.
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MISAKA MIKOTO Shut it!
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KAMIJOU TOUMA WHY IS MY PHONE EXPLODING WITH COMMENTS!!! I JUST GOT BACK FROM INDEX TRYING TO ATTACK ME WITH HER IRON JAWS.
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KAMIJOU TOUMA I THOUGHT I CHANGED MY PASSWORD SINCE LAST WEEK!!! DAMMIT I'M GONNA KILL THAT BLONDE SISCON BASTARD AND CHOP HIM INTO FUCKING PIECES!!!
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TSUCHIMIMADO MOTOHARU You're welcome. And good luck with Kumokawa-senpai btw.
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AOGAMI PIERCE There is no God. If there was, Kami-yan wouldn't be this lucky with girls.
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TSUCHIMIKADO MOTOHARU Preach.
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KAMIJOU TOUMA I'm murdering you both, starting with Hawaiian Shirt. I'll explain everything girls, just let me get my affairs in order.
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KUMOKAWA SERIA He's quite alluring when he becomes assertive.
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SHOKUHOU MISAKI That's the only thing I agree with coming from you.
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MISAKA MIKOTO I wouldn't mind it too.
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[MISAKA MIKOTO deleted her message]
SHOKUHOU MISAKI Come on now, be honest you'd be down with him bossing you around now, wouldn't you?
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MISAKA MIKOTO S-Shut up.
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SHIRAI KUROKO I'm right here you know.
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MISAKA MIKOTO Let it go Kuroko!
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HAMAZURA SHIAGE Damn what a shitstorm this thread went.
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ACCELERATOR Sometimes I question the reality I live in, whenever I'm reminded of the fact that he beat me.
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YOU ARE READING
A Certain Set Of Facebook Sessions
Fanfiction(THIS BOOK IS PUBLISHED ONLY ON WATTPAD) Inspired by felixiglesias8's "Toaru Majutsu no Facebook". An anthology of short stories about the Raildex cast interacting with each other on Facebook. As usual, chaos, hilarity, and Kamijou-grade misfortune...
