Kamijou Touma: Hey Mikoto.
Misaka Mikoto: Hi.
Kamijou Touma: So, that was kind of... a mess.
Misaka Mikoto: What do you mean?
Kamijou Touma: The whole thing with your mom, recording us... dancing and all. Have you talked to her about it?
Misaka Mikoto: Oh, yeah it was. Had to calm down all my friends and classmates about it. And yeah, I did talk to Mom about it. Quite thoroughly to be exact. How about you?
Kamijou Touma: Same. I also had to talk to my own parents about it. Mom was the worst, said she could hear wedding bells. Weird.
Misaka Mikoto: Yeah, very weird.
Kamijou Touma: Like, imagine us both, married and all. That'd be a catastrophe waiting to happen.
(Kamijou quickly erased his message.)
Misaka Mikoto (who caught some parts of the message): What was that?
Kamijou Touma: Nothing.
Misaka Mikoto: You know that I can just access the hidden data of the app just so I can see what your removed message said.
Kamijou Touma: Then why do you need me to say it?
Misaka Mikoto: Answer the damn question already.
Kamijou Touma: Okay fine, I said that us married would be a disaster, solely because with the luck I have I doubt I'd have any time with you around.
Kamijou Touma: Uh, Miko-chan?
Misaka Mikoto: Hi, this is Saten Ruiko speaking.
Misaka Mikoto: Oh my, I understand why she suddenly fainted with sparks flying around. You broke her.
Kamijou Touma: Uh, is she alright?
Misaka Mikoto: We'll see. By the way, how's things over there?
Kamijou Touma: Great, I guess. Wait, are you the only one with her?
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Kamijou Touma received a message request from Saten Ruiko.
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Saten Ruiko: Pretty much, yeah. Kuroko and Uiharu are at work.
Kamijou Touma: Oh. Well, is she doing alright?
Saten Ruiko: She's getting up, surely. I'll leave her with you.
Misaka Mikoto: Seriously do you even watch what you're saying you idiot!?
Kamijou Touma: You wanted to know what I meant to say that time, why are you being weird about it?
Misaka Mikoto: I'm not being weird, you're being weird!
Kamijou Touma: Such wonderful counterarguments, Misaka-chan. I'm almost convinced.
Misaka Mikoto: Whatever. I've somewhere to go anyway. But this isn't over yet.
Kamijou Touma: Yeah yeah, sure. Have a good day anyway.
Misaka Mikoto: Sure. And, you too, as well.
Kamijou Touma: Btw there isn't like, a duo of blue and blonde hair stalking you around, is there?
Misaka Mikoto: Don't recall, why's that?
Kamijou Touma: Just giving you a heads-up, just in case. I don't mind if you managed to like, "take care of them thoroughly".
Misaka Mikoto: ???
A while later, Misaka and Saten encounter the aforementioned pair while eating at a mochi shop. Chaos ensued.
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A Certain Set Of Facebook Sessions
Fanfiction(THIS BOOK IS PUBLISHED ONLY ON WATTPAD) Inspired by felixiglesias8's "Toaru Majutsu no Facebook". An anthology of short stories about the Raildex cast interacting with each other on Facebook. As usual, chaos, hilarity, and Kamijou-grade misfortune...
