[GROUP CHAT NAME: DELTA FORCE TRIO]
[MEMBERS: Shades, MrBluSky, & Kamijou Touma]
Shades: seriously kamiyan why haven't you thought of a name for this group
Kamijou Touma: Does it matter that much? I mean the first time we've used this chat was you two changing your names.
MrBluSky: anyway thats not important
MrBluSky: we are here to discuss important matters
Kamijou Touma: Such as?
Shades: that tokiwadai girl you met months ago
Shades: she made the rounds on fb lately
MrBluSky: watch her video yet kamiyan
Kamijou Touma: What video?
Shades: this one
(Sends video of Mikoto singing Le Festin)
Shades: yo man you dead? its been a full 8 minutes man
MrBluSky: if i find out you and that cutie are dating i swear i shall curse your bloodline, cuz aint there a way you get a gf b4 us
Kamijou Touma: Calm the fuck down. I was impressed by her singing. Can't a guy appreciate someone's singing skills without making it out to be something completely out-of-touch with reality?
Shades: frankly i dont give a shit if you do take her, just stay away from my sis
Kamijou Touma: Try to curb your insensible feelings towards your blood sister. This is a general-for-all type of chat Tsuchimikado.
MrBluSky: stop being modest kamiyan, tell us the truth rite now, you both are dating
Kamijou Touma: Not even close to reality Aogami Pierce.
Shades: this is unfortunate, he mustve been dropped as a baby, this explains his utter denseness
MrBluSky: tru dat
Kamijou Touma: Stop using misfortune, I get to use it. And Aogami-san do me a favor and burn your doujin trash.
MrBluSky: U WANA GOOOOO
Shades: well anyways see you loser around have a date with his sis today
Kamijou Touma: She ain't your date.
MrBluSky: she aint your date
Shades: fuck you guys
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A Certain Set Of Facebook Sessions
Fanfiction(THIS BOOK IS PUBLISHED ONLY ON WATTPAD) Inspired by felixiglesias8's "Toaru Majutsu no Facebook". An anthology of short stories about the Raildex cast interacting with each other on Facebook. As usual, chaos, hilarity, and Kamijou-grade misfortune...
