" So should I come in or wait for you outside, babe"Dennis asked, as he arrived for one of his outing with Chelsea and she came out to meet without him coming inside her house. Not that she doesn't want him to come in, but she thought that they were already late for their outing.
"Are you okay with staying outside?",She asked him.
" Should I answer honestly?" He asked.
" No, I think you answering honestly will be too much for my constitution. So just give me the plain answer" She replied.
" Hahaha...." He mocks, "Has anyone told you, how funny you are?"He asked, mocked sarcastically.
" No" She answered, " I'm I ?"She asked blinking her eyes.
" They are all right not to tell you that, because it will be a lie" He replied grinning, "Take it from me you are not funny"He added.
" Well your loss if you don't get my jokes" She waved off what he said, pretending to be too sophisticated for it.
" I lost nothing, but gained peace of mind" He joked again.
Whatever" She replied nonchalantly.
"When you are big, you are big baby" She jokes, giving him a light poke on his nose.
" And what did you do that for?" He asked in fake outrage.
" I did it because you are so cute"She told him lovely.
" Thanks , my love"He said blushing, suddenly shy.
" Just so you know you aren't funny too. And this is me not laughing at your jokes, you will pay me to next time" She threatened.
" No you will be the one to pay soon.Do you think it is easy to make someone laugh?" He asked feeling proud of himself, wanting to pull her legs more.
" Come on , you better stop playing because we wouldn't be laughing soon, but someone will start crying. Let me say someone with a capital letter " D" attached to their name" She threatened lightheartedly.
" See this little girl threatening to make a grown man , a mature man like me cry. Let me see you try, hahaha..." He laughed and played along with her.
" Try me" She said joked.
" See your mouth like try me, with your big forehead"He said jokily touching her forehead and pushing it playfully," Hope you wouldn't give our children, this your big forehead?" He asked jokily, playing her
" Live me'" She said pushing away his hands, pretending to be angry.
" Okay, sorry baby. Forgive me, my love" He apologized, Picking up her hands, and giving it a kiss.
" Got yeah" She shouted and started laughing at him, as she snatches her hand.
" You sly little pretending",He exclaimed good naturedly.
" I win" She rejoiced, " But you know I wouldn't make you cry, right dearest?"She asked him.
" Yes I know" He agreed.
"Instead, I will beat them up for you" She promised him.
"Do you want them to beat the two of us?"He asked dramatically.
"You will beat them up, wouldn't you?"She asked , changing her mind about fighting for him.
"I thought you were the one who promised you will beat up people for me?" He asked her.
"But you are the man" She argued.
" Man for what. You are the one that promised to fight physical battles for both of us just now. Don't start changing your mind, I don't have power to fight. Or do you want them to beat two of us, I don't have power to fight oo... I'm not one of the characters from your India(Hindi) or Korea Dramas, that fight Kungfu for their woman" He said dramatically.
"You are no fun" Chelsea murmured.
" Not fun, you want me to be killed for fun. Baby have the fun for us, I'm at your back" He jokes.
" But you should be at my front?" She whined.
" Do it for us" He continued acting.
" What do you know how to do?"She playfully.
" Well singing and anything else that make you happy." He said looking into her eyes lovely, with a wolfish grin , "I will even sing lullaby for you my baby boo"He told her sweetly.
"Please free me, you too like play"She said realizing he was joking, It's not only "LULLABY", I'm I a baby now, that needs you to sing me to sleep" She added.
" Of course baby, I will not allow anyone beat you up. I will take any hits for you. I was just joking and I love your forehead" He said giving her a cheesed kiss on her forehead to emphasis his point," Of course you are my baby, catch kiss sweetheart, kiss, kiss" He added making kissing noises at her
" Live me, you just said you will allow people beat me up for you" She said pushing him away.
" I'm sorry" He told as she turned her pack at him, " Sweetheart, I said I'm sorry, I can be Jackie Cha for you" He promise.
" How do I know you are not lying"She asked jokily.
" I'm telling the truth, I will"He said honestly.
" I know you wouldn't lie to me, I believe you and forgive you" She said laughing and hugging him.
"You too , also like playing" He commented.
" We are birds of a feather" She said looking at his eye fondly.
" Yes we are" He agreed, " But why don't you want me to come in?"He asked, " Or is Kevwe not at home, because if she isn't we can just go for our outing, I know you are not comfortable with both of us inside a house alone yet" He said.
"I'm not sure I will ever be"She told him.
" Until we get married, you have to just for both of our sake, because we will totally continue to be in each others space for a long time, hopefully forever till death do us part"He told, " But we live to a very good age, in Jesus name, Amen" He prayed.
"I will , I'm not just used to being alone with male friends, the ones I have cone in contact with that ain't my father or family, is usually in a public place. Kevwe is usually there with me at their house when she still stays at home with her parents, I'm never alone with her brothers. Kevwe is inside, and that's not the problem" She clarifies
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