Haikyuu!! One Shots

Tsukishima Kei

The A**hole's Girlfriend

Lately, the whole Karasuno volleyball team has been on edge. Why? Because of the one and only Tsukishima Kei. He hasn't been...well, himself. The normal asshole has been less annoying. He hasn't called Kageyama "King", he hasn't made his snide remarks, and he hasn't been glaring at people. They all thought it was weird, I mean, what happened?!? How could he just change like that? They asked Yamaguchi and even he didn't know. They all decided that this week they would ask him why he was acting so weird.

On Monday Ukai canceled morning practice since he was needed at the store so the team had to wait till after school to ask Tsukishima. Throughout the whole day each of them would try to spy on him but got caught everytime and this started to annoy the tall teen. "What the hell are they doing?!" he thought as he was sitting outside during lunch waiting for a certain someone to show up. That someone was you. Yes, you are dating the tall, and easily aggravated volleyball player. Even though most people where annoyed with his attitude, you didn't really mind. Around you he would always calm down with the teasing and snide remarks. "Hi Kei-kun!" You say as you approach him. "Hey. Don't call me that." He said sending you a little glare, you just giggled at this. "So Kei, is it ok if I watch you at volleyball practice today? Pleeeaaassseee?" You beg, you already asked thousands of times and he always said no, it was starting to piss you off. "No." Oh if only he knew what you had planned, "Oh ok well bye Kei-kun see you later!" You said sweetly and gave him a smile. He knew you where planning something, you where normally pretty kind but you could turn into a little devil in a second if someone pissed you off. It honestly could be terrifying, even Kei thought so.

~Time Skip (after school)~

There you where, standing outside the gym doors, starting to get nervous. I mean, you wanted to watch Kei practice but what if he got really mad? There must have been a reason why he didn't want you to watch, what if it was really bad. While you where thinking you didn't notice a certain first year pop his head through the window to see you standing there.

"Hey theres a cute girl outside!" He yells, grabbing your attention and the whole volleyball team. "Oh crap! Well can't back down now." you thought, all of a sudden the door slams open and you see a short boy with spikey hair and a shaved headed guy. They started to surround you and ask you question and they asked you out a couple of times. All of a sudden a threating aura came from behind the two, they turn around and see a pissed of Tsukishima and they cowered in fear. "So, trying to hit on my girlfriend I see?" He says, slowly approaching them (Like when Hinata hit Kageyama with a volleyball x3) You where getting annoyed because he was scaring them a little to much for your liking. You saw a volleyball by your feet and decided to mess with your boyfriend. You picked up the volleyball and threw it right at his head, hard. He falls to the ground and the whole team stares in awe, "Kei-kun~ I think you need to calm down now! Don't you think?" You say giving a menacing smile that sent chills down everyones spine. Sugawara, being the mom he is, walked over to you and asked, "U-um excuse me but who are you?" He asked a little scared. "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm (y/n)! I'm this idiots girlfriend!" You say pointing to the unconscious volleyball player (yes, you knocked him out, go with it~ :P) They gawked at you, "WHAT?!?!" The whole team screamed, "That might be why he has been so calm lately." Someone said, you didn't know who since you never meet them, "Um is it ok if I could get your names?" You asked, curiously. Before they could answer you felt a meaning aura behind you, everyone else was slowly backing away with a terrified look on their faces.

You turned around and saw Tsukishima standing there with the most annoyed face you have ever seen. "U-um hi Kei-kun!~" You say nervously, "S-soooo hows it going? Is your head ok? Want me to take you to the nurses office?" You asked while backing away slowly. "Oh crap oh crap what have I done?" You thought terrified. "Well, well, well (y/n). I see, you hit me in the head with a volleyball, you know that hurts pretty bad. How about I show you what it feels like?" He said slowly walking towards you with a volleyball.

"U-um Kei-kun? How about we just talk this out ok?" You say, sweat dropping. "No I don't think thats going to work (y/n)" He said and gave you the menacing smile, chills went up your spine, "Well, I think I'm going to go now.Bye!" You say running out of the gym terrified.

You are the asshole's girlfriend.

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