Fade to a mine somewhere in the mountains. Four people are chipping away with picks at the walls, which have lots of gemstones embedded in them. These are just four of the eponymous Seven Dwarfs. They are top to bottom, Happy, Grumpy, Bashful and Sneezy. As they chip away at the walls, their picks clink rhythmically and they break into song.
Dwarfs: (sings) We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig in our mine the entire day through.
To dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig
is what we like to do.
Happy: It ain't no trick to get rich swift.
Grumpy: (singing) If you dig, dig, dig with a shovel or a pick.
Bashful: (singing) In a mine.
Echo: In a mine
Sneezy: (singing) In a mine.
Echo: In a mine
Dwarfs: (singing) Where a million diamonds.
Echo: (singing) Shine!
As the song continues, another of the Dwarfs, Sneezy, is driving a cart complete with sapphires pulled by a male deer. He spots a fly that lands on the deer and tries to swat it, but misses and hits the draft deer instead and it kicks him several times.
Dwarfs: (singing) We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig
from early morning until night.
We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig
up everything in sight. (Cut to Doc, the leader of the Dwarfs, gathers moonstones with a small wooden mallet. He taps a diamond, and it dings. He grins, knowing it's a good one and puts it in a bag with once more just like it. He later taps a ruby, but it clanks. This one is no good, where he tosses it away.) We dig up diamonds
by the score,
a thousand rubies,
sometimes more.
But we don't know what we dig them for,
we dig, dig, dig a-dig dig.
Cut to Dopey, the youngest and last of the Warriors. The ruby Doc threw away land near him, and he sweeps it up along with other rejected gemstones, some of which are broken. Then he takes the dustpan and throws its contents over a hill. Afterwards, he goes over to Doc as the latter inspects an emerald. Suddenly, the mute Dwarf sees two diamonds and gets an idea and tugs on Doc's sleeve. The latter turns around and is astonished to find the former has put the diamonds on his eyes. Then Doc bonks Dopey on the head, obviously not amused by the silent one's little joke. Suddenly, the clock, which reads 5:00 p.m., rings out. Doc knows that it is now quitting time
Doc: (calling out) Heigh-ho!
The dwarfs working in the mine hear Doc's call and stop what they're doing, knowing it's time to go home
Dwarfs: Heigh-ho!
Heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
heigh-hoooooOOOO!!!!
Heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
it's home from work we go. (whistling)
Heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
it's home from work we go.
Heigh-ho,
heigh-ho. (whistling) (Doc throws a bag of gems into a closet marked "Vault". Then Dopey tries the same, but forgets to let go of the bag he's holding and zips inside. Then he runs out, closes the door and locks it. He almost sets off as he realizes he's yet holding the vault key, where he hangs it up and runs off-screen. As the Dwarfs march on, Dopey, who is at the rear, attempts to keep up) Heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
heigh-ho hum!
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho,
it's home from work we go. (whistling)
Heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
heigh-ho,
it's home from work we go.
They whistle and fade out.
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Kurt Hummel and the Seven Dwarfs
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