Kurt Hummel and the Seven Dwarfs

Chapter 14

The Dwarfs sigh happily. Suddenly, a ringing sound is heard, followed by a croak. The sound is revealed to be a cuckoo clock which has a squirrel hitting an acorn with a ring, and a frog bursts out of the hatch below. Everyone looks up to see that it says 11 o'clock

Kurt: Oh, my gaga! It's past bedtime. Go right upstairs to bed.

Dopey runs for the stairs, but Doc grabs him by the coat

Do : Wait! Hold on there, men! (sees Dopey is yet running and drags him back down) The, uh, prince will sleep in our bed upstairs.

Kurt: But where will you sleep?

Doc: Oh, we'll be quite comfortable down here, in, uh, in, uh-

Grumpy: In a pig's eye!

Doc: In a pig's eye----uh-sty-NO, NO!! I mean...we'll be comfortable. Won't we, guys?

Dwarfs: Oh, yes, mighty comfortable.

Doc: Now, don't you worry about us.

As the conversation continues, Dopey notices a pillow sitting on a bench and sneaks over towards it.

Happy: We'll be alright, sir.

Doc: Go ahead right up now, uh, uh, my darling.

Kurt: Well, if you exist. Good night.

The prince starts towards the bedroom

Dwarfs: Good night, Prince.

Kurt: You're sure you'll be comfortable?

Dwarfs: Oh, yes, very comfortable.

Kurt: Well, pleasant dreams.

Dwarfs: Pleasant dreams. (As soon as Kurt is upstairs, the other dwarfs see Dopey's pillow and run toward it. He tries to keep them away, but soon, they are all fighting over the pillow) (minus Doc) Let go! I saw it first!

Doc: Now, men, don't get excited. Remember...share and share alike. Watch out, it'll rip---it'll rip!

And it does so, scattering feathers everywhere. Dopey, however, pulls out a single feather soft enough for him to sleep on. Meanwhile in the dwarfs' bedroom, Kurt is saying his prayers before he goes to bed

Kurt: Bless the seven men who have been so kind to me...and...and may my dreams come true. Amen. (realizes he left something out) Oh, yes, and please make Grumpy like me.

Cut to the basement. All the Dwarfs have settled in, except for Grumpy, who is lying down in the now clean soup pot, clearly the last place he wants to sleep.

Grumpy: Hah! Teenagers! (feels something underneath him, and pulls it out to reveal it is the serving spoon) A fine kettle of fish.

Grumpy spits, and it makes a hissing noise upon hitting the floor. Then he looks around to his deep-asleep roommates. Bashful is breathing contentedly, as if dreaming about being friends with Kurt. Happy is sleeping inside a cabinet, the doors closing as he breathes in and opening as he breathes out. Doc is sleeping in the sink under the faucet. Every time she snores, a drop of water falls toward his mouth. After the third snore, it eventually does so and she gurgles in her sleep. Sneezy is sleeping on the bench, using Dopey's butt as a pillow. Soon the latter starts to whine and flail about, as if having a nightmare, jostling the former, who calms him down by poking his butt. Then he falls back to sleep. Last but not least is Sleepy, sleeping a corner as a fly lands on his nose. He flicks it off, but it goes back on and falls asleep as well. Fade to outside. Crickets are chirping and frogs are croaking as we pan away from the cottage.