(Warning: strong language and cartoon violence)
Bigwig: whatever you do, don't make a sound.
They were close but woundwort jumpscared them both.
He was full of blood and white foam on his mouth
Dandelion and bigwig: AAAAH!
General woundwort: there you are...I got you surrounded...
Dandelion: well guess what! We can't...unless.
Dandelion started to dig
Bigwig: genius!
General woundwort: YOU BITCH!
Bigwig: oh! We'll see who's the real bitch!
The tow fight until they crashed into the hole.
Everyone shrieked
Groundsel: that's the evil man?
General woundwort: huh?
General woundwort: THERES MORE OF THOSE ASSHOLES?!
Hazel: bigwig! What happened to your hair?!
Bigwig: long story.
Hawkbit: dandelion! Where have you been?
Dandelion: well I- ow! What was that for?!
Hawkbit: don't ever do it again!
BlackBerry: now what?
Bigwig: I'll have to finish off this dickhead.
General woundwort: you're the real dickhead!
General woundwort: so I'll give you one last chance, you either join me or I can kill you!
Bigwig: ...
General woundwort: fine!
General woundwort: then I'll finish your fucking honor!
General woundwort: any last words?
Bigwig: yes.
Bigwig: *ahem*
Bigwig: HRAKA! Sir! HRAKA!
General woundwort: what? That doesn't make sense! It doesn't count!
Acorn: the dog is on the loose!
General woundwort: what?! Come out!
Bigwig: you know sir, my chief told me to defend this run.
General woundwort: your your chief?
Bigwig: look again...
General woundwort looked back and his eyes were wide open
General woundwort: oh no.
Speedwell: run! Run for your lives!!
The American bulldog came over and killed the efrafan soldiers!
General woundwort: come back you fools!
Efrafan soldier: run!
That soldier immediately gets killed by the dog
General woundwort: come back you fools! DOGS ARENT FUCKING DANGEROUS YOU ASSHOLES!!!
The dog ran towards him and the general lunges forward leaving the battle unknown...
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Watership down: a horror story
HororHazel and his friends must survive the danger in London, but when they see a new Warren, things get worse (Warning: strong language, NSFW, cartoon violence, sexual themes and flashing lights)
