Watership down: a horror story

Chapter 22

(Warning: strong language and cartoon violence)

Bigwig felt pride and went inside
Bigwig: hmm. I don't see him.
Bigwig: how am I supposed to find him?
Bigwig: huh? Dandelion's gone!
Bluebell: what if he killed him too?!
BlackBerry: nope. He's hiding.
Hawkbit: oh! Good thinking dandelion.
Bigwig: but what about woundwort?
Hazel: you'll find him later, right now find dandelion!
Bigwig: okay.
Bigwig back down and saw the bloody woundwort
General woundwort: boo!
Bigwig: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
General woundwort: I forgot how loud that could be.
Bigwig began to panic
General woundwort: oh don't worry bigwig, all I need to do is kill you and the rest by myself...
Bigwig: fine! Kill me! But not my friends! What the hell have they done to you?
General woundwort: you people can't win! Your brain is shit! You're shit! And so is everyone else!
Bigwig fell
General woundwort: you are nothing but an arrogant rabbit!
Bigwig: you're wrong...we are not dumb. We're smart and we know our ways.
Bigwig: and you know what else is worse than an arrogant rabbit?
Bigwig: a mother fucking rabbit...
Bigwig: you know what?
Bigwig: I'm done of this man...
General woundwort: and what are you gonna do about it?
Bigwig: I'm gonna do something that I've been waiting for...
Bigwig: beating up and killing assholes like you!!
General woundwort: then get me bitch!
Bigwig and general woundwort: *fights each other*
Bigwig: you make me fucking sick you dickhead!
General woundwort: OH YEAH SHITTY HERO?!
Bigwig: I'm doing this for the rest of the assholes on who you killed!
General woundwort: *groans and grabs bigwig by the throat*
General woundwort: I guess it's time we have a haircut shall we?!
General woundwort: *cuts bigwigs hair and curl*
Bigwig: NO! YOU BITCH!!
General woundwort: well I guess you're gonna have to wait for years for it to grow!
Bigwig: then watch this! *cuts a piece of his shirt with his dagger; showing his chest*
General woundwort: WHAT?!
Hyzenthlay: 😳 oh my goodness.
General woundwort: that's it!
Bigwig: *screams*
General woundwort: *kept fight bigwig*
Bigwig: I thought I trusted you!
General woundwort: easy for you to say! I can kill anyone I want!
Bigwig: yeah! But it doesn't mean you can kill all of your people who didn't do anything to you!
General woundwort: I did it because I don't need anyone's help!
He smoked bomb on bigwig and bigwig coughed
BlackBerry: where is he?
Bigwig: he disappeared.
Hazel: good. Now find dandelion.
Bigwig: alright.
He searched through everywhere but couldn't find dandelion until he heard sobs.
Bigwig: dandelion?
Dandelion sobs grew louder as he heard.
Bigwig ran to dandelion as he cried all of those tears.
Bigwig: hey dandelion.
Dandelion: bigwig?!
Dandelion hugged bigwig and cried harder
Bigwig: I know buddy. Let it out. I'm right here.
Dandelion started to calm down a little
Dandelion: thank you bigwig.
Bigwig: don't worry. I'm fine.
Dandelion: I'm so glad you're alive!
Dandelion: can we get out of here?
Bigwig: yeah...let's go.
They sneakily try to get out.
Bigwig: whatever you do, don't make a sound.