(Warning: strong language)
The general sneakily dig into the Warren; just big enough for him to fit.
As the gang came back with Hazel with tear streaks all over his face.
Bigwig: there you are! Where's fiver?
BlackBerry: fiver was stuck with a cat at the nuthanger farm.
Bigwig: WHAT?! He could get killed! Let's get him!
Hazel: no!
Bigwig: no! Fuck you hazel! But do you want your brother to die?
Hazel: no. That's not what I meant! He can handle it himself!
Bigwig: he's just a kid.
Hazel: he's more than a kid, he's! He's my brother!
BlackBerry: now stop arguing you guys! The general is in!
Hazel: he's what?
Bigwig: there's fucking no way he's in.
BlackBerry: he is. I have proof!
He showed them the proof
Groundsel: what is he doing?
Bigwig: well he placed his collection on d dead bodies in it.
Laurel: He collects them?!
Bluebell: and he eats the one who he hates the most.
Boxwood: HE EATS THEM TOO!
Hazel: *to bluebell* thank you bluebell...
The weasel: this is bad! I don't wanna get eaten!
Bigwig: no one is going to be eaten!
BlackBerry: and he's using loads of wine?
Groundsel: That's nice. A nice delicious wine-
BlackBerry: that is made of blood.
Groundsel: blood?
BlackBerry: when he takes out enough blood from you, he'll make blood wine!
Haystack: what's blood wine?
BlackBerry: it's your blood! But with a touch of alcohol.
Groundsel: I'm passing the wine part. That's gross.
Hazel gulped as his stomach sank
Blackavar: that's it! I'm going! I'm going to beat this bitch up!
Bigwig: what the fuck blackavar! You might die if you do!
Bluebell: or eaten!
Bigwig: BLUEBELL!!!
Blackavar: I know the general as much as you do! He thinks I'm a troublemaker!
Hyzenthlay: told ya.
Hawkbit: but turns out you are one.
Blackavar: bigwig, when I first met you, I hated you so much. I felt jealous. I don't mean to. I have anger issues with new people.
Bigwig: woah. That makes sense.
Blackavar: im sorry after all the mean things I did and the words I said. Your truth changed me. And even if my two friends are killed by woundwort, I still have the heart of courage to fight against him. That's my reason why I should fight him for you guys.
Hazel: alright Blackavar. We can trust you for this.
Bigwig: seriously?!
Hazel: you heard him. He's our last efrafan buck!
Groundsel: I'm also a efrafan buck!
Hazel: you don't count.
Hazel: good luck out there Blackavar.
Blackavar: thank you Hazel.
As he left, BlackBerry checked on the cameras
BlackBerry: okay! Let's see. Ah ha! You see this? Thats how the plan will work!
Hawkbit: so? What's the plan?
BlackBerry: our plan is to know where he is.
Hawkbit: oh. So you're saying that grey spot is Blackavar?
BlackBerry: of course.
Hawkbit: I thought old people get gray hair not young men!
BlackBerry: 😑
BlackBerry: can you explain to me...that?
Hawkbit: the orange?
BlackBerry: woundwort is not an orange!
Hawkbit: no! You see? You see this? The orange spot is general woundwort!
BlackBerry: I know what the orange spot stand for!
Hawkbit: then explain to me the black spot!
BlackBerry: well, the black spot is-
BlackBerry: wait a minute!
Hawkbit: what?
BlackBerry: I don't remember a Black spot.
Hawkbit: what's a black spot doing here?
BlackBerry and Hawkbit gasps and looked at each other
Hawkbit and blackberry: DANDELION!
Hazel: oh no! He's out there! And we didn't warn him!
Bigwig: he's gonna get killed.
The mouse: um. Think again?
Hawkbit: I sure hope he's okay.
Hazel looked at the grey spot and felt a twist in his stomach.
Hazel: oh Blackavar. I hope you have good luck out there...
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Watership down: a horror story
HorrorHazel and his friends must survive the danger in London, but when they see a new Warren, things get worse (Warning: strong language, NSFW, cartoon violence, sexual themes and flashing lights)
