Watership down: a horror story

Chapter 18

(Warning: strong language and cartoon violence)

The general came in to check on hazels Warren
Hazel: oh! General! What a violent performance! I'm sure you practice that for...us.
General woundwort: ...
General woundwort: where are they?
Hazel: um...they are sleeping somewhere else...outside-
General woundwort: DONT LIE TO ME YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!
Hazel: um...well...
Bark and spartina finally got out.
Bark: oh man! What a blast.
Spartina: oh. Uh. Hey sir.
Hazel: see? They were outside!
Hazel: now you had our deal.
General woundwort: ...
Hazel: uh sir? You okay?
Hazel: *clears throat*
Hazel: as I was saying: now you had our deal!
General woundwort: ...
Hazel: ? Why isn't it working? Uh general? You were supposed to shake your hand for the deal. We got what you wanted so that's that.
General woundwort: oh Hazel...
General woundwort: that was not the deal I asked you for...
Hazel: WHAT?!
Hazel: but you said to bring everyone and the does outside! And we did! Maybe the does were a bit late?
General woundwort: late is late!
Hazel: then what was the deal then?!
General woundwort: our deal is for everyone! Not just them!
Spartina: come on! What did we do?!
Hazel: listen sir. I don't want to do this the hard way. But there is absolutely no way we can do this!
General woundwort: why you BASTARD!
He punched hazel as his nose bled
Hazel: you...you punched me...
General woundwort: THATS IT! IM KILLING THE DOES!
Hazel ran to protect the does before the general would kill them.
Hazel: DEAL! DEAL!
Bigwig: Hazel! What are you doing?!
Hazel: ...
General woundwort: ?
Hazel: we'll get everyone out! Just don't kill the does!
General woundwort: ...
General woundwort: 💡
General woundwort: you know hazel.
General woundwort: you're right.
Hazel: I am?
General woundwort: I won't kill the does...
Hazel: yes!
General woundwort: unless I kill everyone else!
Hazel: what?! No! That's not!
General woundwort: aaaaaahhhh!!!
Hazel strangled woundwort
Fiver: Hazel!
Hazel: YOU THINK YOU CAN DESTROY OUR WARREN! OUR HOME! OUR ONLY CHANCE TO LIVE AND SURVIVE!
general woundwort: actually! I have...
Hazel grabbed on to his knife and tried to kill him in the heart
General woundwort: !!
Hazel: we will not let you destroy our home! We worked so hard making it! Finding it! And living in it!
Hazle starts to grow tears in his eyes
Hazel: we will not restart our problem! No we will not!
Hazels tears fall into woundworts cheek
Hazel: This will never happen all over again!
He let him go
General woundwort: alright Hazel. I'll give you one last chance. And don't even disappoint me...
As he left, Hazel falls to the ground and starts crying hard and loud
Fiver: now what?
Hazel: I don't know...
Hazel wiped his tears and sniffed
Clover: when he comes back, we'll be ready next time.
Fiver: yeah. Next time, we'll change. For good.
Hazel: I don't want our home to die! We work so hard on it. All of our memories, our lives! They're going to die.
Clover: they will not if we protect them.
Clover: Hazel. It was your idea you left sandleford. It was your idea to make this Warren. You have made us so proud. Now it's our turn.
Fiver smiled at his brother until he got another vision.
Fiver: I think I got a plan...
The vision was about a dog they were chased by with cowslip. Running in the woods and jumpscaring fiver.
Fiver threw up a little and wiped it in his mouth.
Clover: ew!
Hazel: you okay?
Fiver: I got an idea! We should get the dog!
Hazel: WHAT?! Are you crazy?!
Clover: but won't that kill us?
Fiver: I know. But get everyone! We have to get the dog!
Hazel: no way. That dog is going to be our asses! It can kill us!
Fiver: please Hazel! It's the only way!
Hazel had to agree with fiver and plans to go in the morning.