yoonmin's mysterious disappearance

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Jungkook:

Yoongi hyung🐈‍⬛🧶

yoongi hyung
hey kiddo
was at the store
that's why I couldn't pick u up yesterday

me
omg its a miracle
THE yoongi hyung has replied??
that too with more that 3 words?😱
who are you and what have you done to my yoongi hyung

yoongi hyung
shut up, I didn't wanna deal with namjin's lovey dovey shit
so I went to the market and then I got busy
my bad, sorry I couldn't pick u up

me
even more unrealistic:
THE yoongi hyung apologizing??😱x100
seriously, who are you?

yoongi hyung
if you have nothing better to say, i'm leaving

me
you can't leave if you're not here?

yoongi hyung
I was trying to make a dramatic exit 🙄

me
aight then bye✌️

yoongi hyung
oh, so u can have the cool exit, but I can't -_-

yoongi hyung
but don't you wanna know where I was yesterday?

me
I was gonna ask in person, but yeah

yoongi hyung
I was with jimin yesterday
we ran into eachother at the store
then we decided to hang

me
i-jimin as in park jimin??
as in jimin, kim's friend, park jimin??👁️👄👁️
did u hook up with him or something??

yoongi hyung 
wtf no! it was just a friend kinda gathering
your head is fucked up if that's what you think happened

me
then why'd you get so defensive about it?🤨
besides, I won't stop you with getting with him if it makes u happy
me and kim's problems has nothing to do with yall anyway

yoongi hyung
I'm not defensive abt anything!!
and ur reading wayy too into this, dude
there's NOTHING going on

me
riiightt
because the normal yoongi uses exclamations AND caps regurarly -_-?

yoongi hyung
whatever, its just cuz of the alchohol from yesterday

me
you drank with him too? 😮
whtv, get it ig?😛

yoongi hyung
I'm losing braincells conversing with ugoodbye, child. 

me
byee mr. newly gay man

yoongi hyung 
have u been living under a rock? -_-
I've BEEN gay
since, like, 2019

me
o.o i-
apologies I did not know that

Taehyung:

world's biggest whore😒

me
where tf were u yesterday, asshole??
I had 2 walk home w/ Jeon

world's biggest whore
oh c'monbeing w/ jk isn't that bad -_-
and u know it

me
that's not the point
and don't think I don't realize you're dodging rn😠

world's biggest whore
fine, fine
but don't get mad, k?

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