Surface Adventures +Other Skits & Interactions (UT/DR/UTY & others)

Ep. 13: Meet The Dawns Pt. 1

*It was a clear and sunny day in Ebbot City. Down in the alley, Spamton and Digger went about their average routine. Spamton went out to check the mail while Digger made breakfast. He checked each envelope before coming across one from Uniqua. He quickly came back in to show her since he had a feeling it would be important.*

Spamton: Hey-Hey-Hey! Look what came in the mail, [Dollface]!

Digger: A letter from Uni? I thought she wouldn't do a lot of these formal letters.

Spamton: Something tells me this could be [Classified Documents].

Digger: Well, let's see then.

*Digger takes the letter from him and opens the fancy envelope. Inside was a formal letter from Uniqua regarding an expedition into Mt. Ebbot for research purposes.*

Digger: It looks like she's inviting us to go with her to Mtn. Ebbot for some kind of research.

Spamton: Do you think that's [BIG] enough for ya?

Digger: Archeological research is what helps shape our culture and shows us how our ancestors used to live. I never pass up an opportunity to use my natural strength for good.

Spamton: Who knows what we could find!

Digger: Exactly! That's why we're joining her. We'd better start packing because we might be gone for a while. These usually do take months or years depending on the site and culture you're working with.

Spamton: If it means I get a [One Time Only] opportunity to [Click Here To Learn More] about your day-to-day life, sign me the [$!&%] up! When do we leave?

Digger: She wants to start this weekend. I'm guessing she's making sure most everyone is available to help.

Spamton: Alright, we would need to have everything packed the night before we go.

Digger: Cool, just remember we're only going to help with the research and digging. This isn't an opportunity for you to come up with a crazy sales pitch.

Spamton: I know. I'll [Try Not To-].

Digger: Glad we could clear that up in advance.

*The day soon came and Spamton helped move their bags outside for Uniqua to load into the van.*

Digger: You grabbed everything, right?

Spamton: [Yes, Ma'am]! They are all loaded up!

Digger: Great, we can head out- Why are you taking your EX body?!

Spamton: [2x The Power] than usual. I figured we could [Use] a little [Extra Strength].

Digger: Fine, just don't screw it up too much. Pixelle doesn't wanna patch any more holes.

Spamton: I won't, [Sweetness]. Besides, I want to look my [Best of-] in case we find meet anyone related to you.

Digger: Related to me?

Spamton: You know, like [Long-Lost Siblings] or [Estranged Parents]?

Digger: I highly doubt it. As far as I know, they're all dead. They gave me up when I was just a baby and probably died trying to find me again. They probably never wanted me around so I don't expect them to come looking.

Spamton: Well, if you [Claim Now] that as true, I'll take your word for it.

*Uniqua takes a headcount to make sure everyone was there before the group left for Mt. Ebbot. Once they arrived, they made their way into the Underground and towards the CORE to get into the Wondergrounds. After Uniqua opened the secret entrance and gates, they immediately got to work setting up their equipment and searched for mystics who hadn't yet moved to the surface. Others began gathering artifacts to study and take back to the surface.*