Surface Adventures +Other Skits & Interactions (UT/DR/UTY & others)

Ep. 7: Formal Planning [Spamton EX Arc PT. 2]

*The rest of their shift seemed to go extremely well. Spamton continued making sales with the help of Digger. As closing time rolled closer, a young couple came over to examine Spamton's merchandise.*

Spamton: See anything [U] like?

Male Customer: Not yet. Do you have any good bedframes? We've been looking for one for our new apartment for a few weeks now.

Spamton: [Premium Bedframes]? You bet we do, [Sire]! I take it you're looking for something that can withstand all the [Parental Advisory: Explicit Content] you have.

Male Customer: Uh, I guess so.

Spamton: [GREAT]! We have just the thing you've been [SearchQuery: Bedframes Near Me]! Digger, let's show these two [Lightnerds] our finest [Bedframes Ranging From Twin To California King Size]!

Digger: Alright, it's in the back. Just follow me, guys.

*Spamton and Digger lead them to the back of the shop. There were plenty of new products the Addisons were waiting to sell as well as ones that were only available online. Digger leads the group to a sturdy, dark oak bed with a queen sized mattress to show the customers.*

Digger: This one just came in the other day and we've been waiting to put it out on the main floor. You two are the first to see it.

Female Customer: So, this one is up for grabs?

Digger: Yeah, it is. The reason why we can't put it out there yet is because hardly anyone wants a bed this big. We have quite a bit of overstock and have been marking the prices lower every week or so to get them to sell.

Male Customer: I will admit that it does look nice. Is it solid oak?

Spamton: Of course! This one is one of our [Premium] products. So, it was only fitting if it were made of [100% Real] solid oak, sir. Now, let me show you what it's good for.

*Spamton and Digger proceeded to explain all the qualities of the bed to keep the couple interested. This even included pinning Digger to the bed, unfortunately... The poor raccoon's face was beet red.*

Spamton: See? This bed can handle just about [Anything, Anything]!

Male Customer: We'll take that one then.

Spamton: That'll be [$124.87] at the register. Click will ring you up while we get this [Baby] packed for ya.

Male Customer: Great, thank you so much!

Spamton: No problem! [See You Next Time]!

Digger: H-Hey, Spam?

Spamton: [Sí, Señorita]?

Digger: W-What was that last bit about? Y-You know... Pinning me to the bed?

*Spamton's face flushes red before responding hesitantly.*

Spamton: T-That? I, uh... I-I honestly have no [Blue's Clues].

Digger: Do you think it's just part of that new body's programming?

Spamton: I-I don't know. Maybe? I mean, that [Anime] [Brobot] is the same way, so it seems [Likely].

Digger: That's just part of who he is. Besides, he tones it down around his fans since he's dating Uni. I'm just curious, Spamton. You've never done that before.

Spamton: Completely [Valid] point. Maybe it's all just [Faulty Programming]. I'll head to [Laboratory] tomorrow and see what [The Doc] can do.

Digger: Sounds good, Spam. I just wanna make sure this form is safe.