Ep. 1: Camping Calamity: The Tree

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*It was a bright day in Ebbot City and the whole crew had decided to go camping to kick off the summer. They had discussed a location to meet up at in order to travel to the campgrounds as one group. Some of them were already arriving.*

Frisk: It sure is nice of you and Starlo booking campsites for everyone, Clover.

Clover: It's the least we could do now that we know each other and we set our differences aside.

Chara: I just hope Mettaton doesn't ruin it again by bringing his camper. The whole idea of camping means no electricity, no technology, and no comforts of home, which includes hair dryers, curling irons, and Instagram.

Clover: Isn't he a robot, though? He is technology and he requires electricity to charge himself.

Chara: That's why we're all bringing as many chargers and generators as we can in case he dies on us. Besides, you're bringing Axis, remember?

Clover: You're right. Ceroba's helping him get out more.

Frisk: Speaking of which, it looks like almost everyone is here. We still need to wait on the mystics, Undyne, Alphys, and the Blooks.

Chara: While we wait, I'll go browse the souvenirs with Asriel. Let us know when they get here.

Frisk: Will do, Chara! So, how has Starlo been handling the surface?

Clover: He's still figuring out the internet and trying to wrap his head around the fact that horses don't "burn" when heading towards a sunset.

Frisk: Oof, he still doesn't know the sun is too far to really burn a horse?

Clover: Yeah, no one has told him yet. Ceroba has tried to, having married a smart man. She has tried to explain to him why they don't burn but, he's still claiming it's because they're fireproof.

Frisk: Maybe he'd listen to someone far more credible. Sans, Asgore, or even Alphys might be able to help.

Clover: We can try, Frisk. Hopefully, he'll understand it then.

*It wasn't long before a camper, a truck, and an electric vehicle all pulled into the parking area. Hoth, Digger, Pixelle, and Spamton all got out of the electric car to greet everyone. Lioness, Uniqua, Hothead, and their dogs followed suit along with the Blook family.*

Hoth: No one ask how long it took to convince Pixelle to join us.

Hothead: She didn't wanna sleep on the cold ground or go without her makeup or hairspray either?

Hoth: No, she didn't.

Mettaton: Glad I'm no longer the only one.

Napstablook: At least we brought the camper... You knew it would be a good idea to use it again, Metta...

Mew Mew: Oh, please! He only brought it so he and his girlfriend could get some privacy!

Mettaton: T-That's not it, Maddie.

Mew Mew: I mean, I'm not wrong, am I?

Mettaton: Okay, stop mentioning it around her family. I'm not looking to be excluded from any events they will host this year.

Uniqua: Yeah, please stop. That's an uncomfortable topic for me still.

Mew Mew: Fine, I won't bring it up for the rest of this trip. Happy?

Mettaton: Thank you. Now, there's a unicorn that deserves to be kissed-

Uniqua: Not in public, Mett.

Mettaton: You know I won't engage in such risqué activities in public, darling! Unless that is what you want.

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