*The Furby made it's way downstairs and wandered the lobby looking for victims. Everyone stayed hidden. Some occasionally peered out into the darkened lobby to see if it was safe.*
Frisk: No one move.
Starlo: Just be quiet. It won't find us here.
Hothead: Guys, I think all that running helped stimulate my gut. I need a restroom.
Uniqua: Are you serious?! I am not letting you go out there by yourself when that thing is running loose! You could die!
Clover: Then, go with him. You have a sword. You can defend him, right?
Uniqua: Against most things! Not haunted Furbies!
Hoth: The only other option is giving him a bucket and something to wipe with. We can hold a sheet or curtain up to give him privacy and dispose of the feces outside.
Uniqua: He's a dragon, remember? I lived with him for nearly 16 years and his turds are huge and flammable. That's why I wanted my own bathroom when we had the mansion built.
Hoth: ... Oh.
Digger: I'll take him outside and help him do it right. I've been doing my business in dumpsters, buckets, and the woods for years.
Spamton: Please stay safe, [Sweaty] [Pi].
Digger: We will, Spam. Just don't worry about me too much. This should only take a few minutes if his droppings don't blow up.
Mettaton: Just to be sure, I don't want it on this property. I have a feeling that Furby will destroy some walls if it hasn't done so already.
*Digger and Hothead carefully made their way outside, away from the hotel. The rest of the group stayed hidden behind the front desk.*
Pixelle: So, how are we going to get out of this? How do we deal with that Furby?
Frisk: I don't know. Not much is known about where it came from.
Uniqua: Some folks believe it came from an old factory or warehouse. I think it just crawled out of a landfill.
Starlo: Both sound like some old ghost story. You think it could be possessed?
Uniqua: I hope not. I'm not up for fighting phantoms tonight. Besides, that will be offensive to the robot piloted by a ghost in our group, Starlo.
Mettaton: I wouldn't feel offended if we had to fight off a phantom. Ghosts aren't exactly the same as phantoms, ghouls, or spirits. Some can actually be evil unlike the Blook family.
Hoth: I never thought about that before. Thanks for clearing that up for us, Metta.
Uniqua: Now, I won't feel as bad if I keep running from this thing.
Pixelle: I'm picking up on paranormal activity nearby. I do believe that Furby is possessed by something.
Uniqua: Don't let it find me.
Frisk: We're going to have to lead it somewhere if we plan on getting the entity in control out.
Mettaton: How about the roof? It's a large open space. We won't be tripping over furniture or decorations if we do have to fight it.
Uniqua: I won't have anywhere to hide, Mett.
Mettaton: You'll just have to face your fears, love. I know you can do it.
Starlo: He's right! You can take on a poltergeist, can't you?
Uniqua: Look, Luigi's Mansion 2 and 3 weren't as scary as the original. Those are the ones I can handle.
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Surface Adventures +Other Skits & Interactions (UT/DR/UTY & others)
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