*Later that afternoon, Spamton went through his clothes to find something decent enough for a formal event that would fit his new form. Unfortunately, most of them were too small and some looked worn from all the years he spent with no money, home, or friends. A few of his minis helped rummage through them to find only two that looked the cleanest.*
Spamton: Now, here's a [Conundrum] for ya. I barely have anything to [Were-] to that [Prestigious Event]. I can't wear these! They are full of [Potholes] and [$!$!] stains! That's not even including the [Smol] [One Size Fits All]! And I have to go [PickUp Trucks] Digger from Clickson's in an [1Hr Feature-Length Specil]! Good [HEAVEN], what do I do now?
*The minis huddled together to discuss how they were going to help Spamton now. They quickly decided to try finding something from when he was a famous salesman in the Cyber World. They then went to the back of the closet and found an old cardboard box and brought it to Spamton. They helped him open it to reveal several suits he managed to keep after being evicted. Spamton dug through his old suits to find one that would be perfect for the ball until he settled on the very first one he ever wore in his career.*
Spamton: [Boise], you just might be onto something here. I have to go [Hygiene Products] and put this on.
*One of the minis gave him a thumbs up as he scurried to the bathroom to get ready.*
*Spamton quickly rushed over to Clickson's apartment to get Digger after cleaning up. He knocked on the door and didn't have to wait too long until her brother answered.*
Clickson: Hey, Spammy! You're here for Digger?
Spamton: Yes, I am! Is she [All Systems Go] yet?
Clickson: We just finished not too long ago. Let me bring her out. Just wait here a minute.
*Clickson led Digger to the door. Digger wore a beige blazer over a black dress shirt. Clickson paired them with a teal necktie and gray trousers. Upon seeing each other, both Spamton and Digger's faces reddened slightly.*
Spamton: Y-You look [Handsome Singles In Your Area].
Digger: S-So do you.
Clickson: I gave her more neutral colors and kept her makeup simple. Please help her keep her hair healthy. I almost had to shave it off.
Spamton: I don't think that would've looked [Too Bad]. She already wants to be more [Masculine Presenting].
Digger: I might have to try that at some point. It could be a nice change for me. I'm not really feeling the pigtails anymore.
Clickson: Nice choice! If you need help with it, give me a call or just drop by and we'll get it taken care of. Now, you two go enjoy yourselves. The rest of us will be there a little later. I have to help close the mall.
Digger: Alright, we'll see you there, Click! Thanks for the help!
*As Digger turned away, Clickson handed Spamton a small ring box. Spamton opened it to see two simple rings before shutting it and stowing it in his pocket before Digger could come back.*
Clickson: Those are for the future. You don't have to use them tonight if you don't want to. It might be better if you wait to pull those out.
Spamton: Why the [$!&?] would you give me those?!
Clickson: Hey, they are only for future use. You can hang on to them until you feel ready.
*Spamton and Digger then went to Mystic Manor for the ball. Once they arrived, plenty of other guests filled the ballroom.*
Digger: Wow, they really packed all these rich people in here. I kinda feel like I don't belong.
Spamton: Relax, you're with me tonight. This party will be [Piece of Cake]. Now, let's go find our [Friend(s)].
                                      
                                   
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Surface Adventures +Other Skits & Interactions (UT/DR/UTY & others)
FanfictionJoin the crew on various adventures ranging from mundane lounging at home, unleashing the beast in Among Us, and ruining friendships in Monopoly to epic quests, journeys of self-discovery, and insane dares! Come witness the chaos unfold once more wi...
 
                                               
                                                  