Surface Adventures +Other Skits & Interactions (UT/DR/UTY & others)

Ep. 2: Camping Calamity: Hidden Treasures

*Digger and Uniqua carefully made their way back to camp. They both had suffered plenty of wounds and possibly injuries.*

Digger: Alright, we're back.

Uniqua: We totally fell off a cliff and got lost in the forest!

*Uniqua tries to stand proudly but, her sprained wings don't allow it.*

Uniqua: O-Oww... T-That was a bad idea...

Mettaton: Obviously! How did you even fall?

Spamton: Whose idea was [IT] to take a [Nose-Dive] into the forest?

Digger: I can give you a hint. It was not mine.

Uniqua: Those critters were holding some sort of crystal, man. I wanted to go see where they were going with it.

Spamton: A [Crystal]? Well, [Brobot], looks like your [Hochi Mama] is just like you.

Uniqua: No, that's not it. It looked like a shoe.

Mettaton: Did she hit her head?

Digger: She told me she didn't. I'm not sure if it hurts to touch it anywhere since we didn't check.

Uniqua: I did. That's literally the first thing I did when we landed. Everywhere else is screaming in a hundred languages right now, though.

Digger: Yeah, you're also losing quite a lot of blood.

Uniqua: How the hay am I bleeding?

Digger: Your wings, arm, face, legs, and torso are scraped up.

Uniqua: I've seen worse.

Mettaton: Mentally, you've experienced worse.

Uniqua: That's true. With my stats, I often wonder how I managed to survive this long. Then, I remember people care about me and would take bullets and jump through flaming hoops for me and I have the weight of a kingdom on my shoulders.

Mettaton: I take it you both need medical assistance.

Digger: She does. I'll be fine. She thinks a willow tree is "special."

Uniqua: No, I know what I saw. Those little animals took that crystal over to it for some reason. The leaves weren't dead and the bark wasn't peeling away anywhere. I really think there's something inside or under that tree.

Spamton: How about this? We [Health Consultation] you both and enjoy the rest of this [GoodNight]. We can all go check out that [Team Trees] in the morning.

Mettaton: I'll have my minis bring the bandages and disinfectant-

*Almost immediately, Mettaton's minis all rush out of the camper with first aid equipment, ice packs, and blankets. They just swarmed Uni and began tending to her wounds. Some went back to grab snacks.*

Uniqua: You didn't have to even ask these dudes to pamper me.

Digger: It's almost as if they knew you were hurt.

Mettaton: They have been getting rather attached to her since we've started dating.

Uniqua: What even is my life now?

Spamton: Let me [Summon] mine to take care of Digger.

Digger: No, it's fine. I brought enough supplies to patch myself up. Besides, we're surrounded by plenty of other resources I can use-

*Spamton snaps his fingers as a squad of smaller Spams with wings and halos gather around Digger. They begin patting and hugging her and her wounds and injuries are gone in an instant.*