The time I was fused with my cat and sent into the Dragon Ball world

Christmas Eve Deathmatch

Quickly flying in first so Zangya isn't hurt as well, I push back Hatchiyack by powering up into Primal Cat. My now red eyes sharpen into a glare, my long white hair blowing in the wind with my tail. It's only pushing him back, though. Fighting harder, Hatchiyack sends me flying with a punch to the gut. I just barely stop myself mid-air, then see Hatchiyack cross his arms in front of him. "Oh crapbaskets, get away from him!" I shout out in panic, propelling Zangya and Granola away with two ki rings as the green gem spots on Hatchiyack begin to glow. Quickly charging my own blast to counter, a red Kamehameha grows in between my hands. The 10 seconds pass, and I fire my blast. I try to remember how Goku and the others beat this guy, and I realise how I can win. Hatchiyack fires, and we clash beams. "I know how to beat you now, you won't get past me. I won't let you hurt them."
"Ho-ho-Oh?" Hatchiyack responds with a curious expression. Flying in, I enter a heavy clash with him up close. Getting punches in the face, he sends me backwards, but I stop myself mid-air.
"Don't you see? Christmas isn't about revenge, or the lights, or the catchy music." I start off, my plan beginning to be put into motion as Hatchiyack fires the same blast from before with less charge, knocking me into a pillar. As I fall to the ground, I force myself to stand up. "It isn't about the food, or the presents. Most of all, though...it isn't about you." Hatchiyack becomes enraged, and Zangya starts charging a blast.
"He's right. It's about friends! Family!" Zangya adds on, finally back in the fight.
"It's about sharing good memories! Most of all, it's about killing Santa!" Granola finishes off, charging a large blast of his own as I charge a kamehameha in my hands.
"That's the true meaning of Christmas, Hatchiyack! Now eat your milk and cookies in hell!" I roar in defiance, determined to see this through as I fire my attacks. Granola and Zangya fire, the beams mixing into a red and green blast that swallows Hatchiyack.
"Ho...ho...Noooooooo!" Hatchiyack yells out in his final moments, an evil santa to the end. The beam flies high into the sky, breaking into space as the battle ends. Grabbing Granola and Zangya, I instant transmission back down to the surface to the few survivors, some animals. The animals scurry away, all but one. A variation of a kitten. I smile at it, and it meows, then walking off to who knows where. Calling my ship over, I power down and sit down to relax.
"That was intense. Also, we are not making any Christmas puns on the way back." I state in a matter-of-fact tone, not wanting any Christmas Puns. I've already become tired of this chain of events. Zangya chuckles and sits down.
"Agreed, I just want to get some sleep now." Zangya replies with a relaxed but tired tone as my ship arrives. Standing up as Zangya does, the three of us walk into the ship, but an adorable stowaway and its family sneak aboard as we catch our breath, hiding away as the door closes, and the ship takes off for the main prison.

This whole thing was a goddamn DBZA reference, and I love that.