Part 6

7 0 0
                                    


~~~~~

Donnie: Are you drinking Gatorade for breakfast?

Leo: Yep! What did you eat for breakfast?

Donnie: Nothing...

Leo: Alright so be quiet, I'm doing better than you-

~~~~~

Mikey: Why is everyone afraid of bunnies?

Mikey: [Sneaking up behind Raph] BUNNIES!

Raph: [Screams]

~~~~~

Kidnapper: I have your son

Raph: I don't have a son

Kidnapper, confused: Then who asked us for some pizza otherwise, and I quote, "He would bring out Doctor Delicate Touch"?

Raph: Omg, you have Mikey-

~~~~~

Some Yokai: You act mature for your age

Raph: Thanks, it's the trauma

~~~~~

Donnie: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Leo: Yeah I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Donnie: Yeah, but... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

~~~~~

-ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes-Where stories live. Discover now