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Mikey: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Leo: The car takes a screenshot.
Donnie: For the last time, get out.
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Donnie: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Raph: Really? Name one law
Donnie: Don't kill people?
Raph: That's on me, I set the bar too low.
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April: Raph was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Raph: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
April: Raph,... you ate a chair.
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Raph: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Donnie: You mean literally or figuratively?
Raph: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Donnie: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
April: Oh, you've been?
Donnie: Once. In Monopoly.
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FanfictionIncorrect quote book for ROTTMNT since I can't stop making incorrect quote books. They're just so fun!