Part 25

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Mikey: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Leo: The car takes a screenshot.

Donnie: For the last time, get out.

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Donnie: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Raph: Really? Name one law

Donnie: Don't kill people?

Raph: That's on me, I set the bar too low.

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April: Raph was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Raph: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

April: Raph,... you ate a chair.

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Raph: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Donnie: You mean literally or figuratively?

Raph: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Donnie: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

April: Oh, you've been?

Donnie: Once. In Monopoly.

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