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Donnie: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Mikey: We got spring water
Donnie: NO.
Leo: with EXTRA minerals
Mikey: It's like licking a stalagmite
Donnie: DON'T COME HOME.
Leo: Mmmmm cave water
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Leo: Donnie and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Raph: *Sighing* What did Donnie do?
Leo: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Donnie: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Leo: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Donnie: What's that?
Leo: Remorse code.
Donnie: I'm even angrier now.
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Leo: I told Donnie his ears flush when he lies.
Mikey: Why?
Leo: Look.
Leo: Hey Donnie! Do you love us?
Donnie, covering his ears: No.
Mikey:
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Raph: You bought a taco?
Mikey: Yes.
Raph: From the same truck that hit Donnie?!
Mikey, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.
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-ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes-
FanfictionIncorrect quote book for ROTTMNT since I can't stop making incorrect quote books. They're just so fun!
