Part 9

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Leo: Chillax!

Donnie: That's not a word.

Leo: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the people who need to chillax the most.

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Mikey: What do you think butterflies taste like?

April: They taste bad

Mikey: ...How-?

April: I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION, THAT'S ALL YOU GET

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Leo: What's worse than heartbreak?

Mikey: Realizing dragons can't blow out their birthday candles.

Leo: ... dude

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April, going into her apartment: Hello, people who do not live here.

Donnie: Hey.

Leo: Hi.

Mikey: Hello!

April: I gave you the key for emergencies.

Raph: We were out of Doritos.

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Leo: I hate when people say "Are you even listening to me?"

Leo: It's such a weird way to start a conversation.

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