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Raph: Which way did Leo and Mikey go?
Donnie: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Raph: You could really figure it out from that?
Donnie: No, you idiot, they sent me a text. See?
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Donnie, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Leo, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Mikey, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Raph, trembling: What are we playing
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Donnie: I trust Leo.
Raph: You think he knows what he's doing?
Donnie: I wouldn't go that far.
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*Donnie and Leo sitting in jail together*
Leo: So who should we call?
Donnie: I'd call Raph, but I feel safer in jail
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April: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Raph: Okay, but in my defense, Mikey bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
April: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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YOU ARE READING
-ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes-
FanficIncorrect quote book for ROTTMNT since I can't stop making incorrect quote books. They're just so fun!
