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Raph (on the phone): What Leo? I'm a little busy.
Leo: Do you think if I drank 100 red bulls consecutively it would heighten my senses or would I just die?
Raph: ...
Raph: I'm on my way
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Donnie: I could get killed! Or worse, Raph could give me a lecture on responsibility again!
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Donnie: The only thing certain about me is that I'm unpredictable.
April: Is that why the lair is on fire again?
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Leo: I dreamed we got into a fight.
Donnie: Who won?
Leo: Me.
Donnie: Yup, definitely a dream.
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Mikey: Raph! I just wanted to tell you that we've run out of pepper spray!
Raph: Why? What happened?!
Mikey: I drank it all, but it tasted bad. So, I drank a coke instead, but it also tasted bad. So, I ate a whole box of donuts that were in the kitchen!
Raph: You drank caffeine?!!!
Mikey: MY BLOOD FEELS FAST!!
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-ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes-
FanficIncorrect quote book for ROTTMNT since I can't stop making incorrect quote books. They're just so fun!
