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Raph, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the HECK??
Raph, buckling the banana up: Freaking buckle UP, it's the LAW!
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Donnie: Welcome to Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Raph: Bees?
Donnie: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Raph: Wait-
*Leo approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
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Leo: We're going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.
Leo, to Mikey and Raph: You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.
Leo, to Donnie: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.
Donnie: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the... dubious looking device?
Leo: Because only Velma would say "dubious device". Donnie gets the spooky fridge in the basement.
Raph: And what does that make you, Fred?
Leo: B*tch, I'm Daphne.
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Mikey: May luck (and this picture of Leo eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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Donnie, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.
Raph, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-
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-ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes-
FanfictionIncorrect quote book for ROTTMNT since I can't stop making incorrect quote books. They're just so fun!
