~~~~~
*Thoughts on stabbing*
Raph: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Leo: Yells "I won't hesitate, b*tch!" first.
Mikey: Would stab as a warning.
Donnie: Would stab without warning.
~~~~~
*Pizza Puffs Episode*
Raph: I swear I'm the only one here with a brain cell.
Mikey, Leo + Donnie: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred brain cell!
~~~~~
Casey Jr: Where's Raph?
Mikey: He's playing hide and seek.
Casey Jr: Where?
Mikey: I don't think you get how this game works.
~~~~~
Donnie: Rules are made to be broken.
Raph: No, they were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Mikey: Uh, piñatas
April + Leo: Glowsticks
Casey Sr: Karate boards
Donnie: Rules
Raph: ...
~~~~~
Donnie: There is no future, there is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Leo:
Raph:
Mikey:
April:
Splinter:
Casey Sr:
Everyone else at Donnie's + Leo's surprise birthday party:
Leo: All I asked was if you wanted to cut the birthday cake first.
~~~~~
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FanficIncorrect quote book for ROTTMNT since I can't stop making incorrect quote books. They're just so fun!