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April: Any cute things to call your partner?
Raph: Sugar
Mikey: Honey
Leo: Flour
Donnie: Eggs
Leo: 1/2 lbs of butter
Donnie: Stir
Leo: Pour into a pan
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Draxum, holding a fancy bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Splinter: *grabs and chugs entire bottle*
Splinter:
Splinter: It's perfume
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Raph: *Sees some people doing something stupid*
Raph: Idiots...
Raph: *Realizes it's Donnie + Leo*
Raph: Wait, those are my idiots
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Donnie + Leo: *exchange mischievous glances*
Leo: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables.
Donnie: Coconut oil is made from coconuts.
Leo: So baby oil-
Raph: Can't we just have a nice dinner for once?!
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Leo: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Donnie, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Leo:
Leo: fsh
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YOU ARE READING
-ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes-
FanfictionIncorrect quote book for ROTTMNT since I can't stop making incorrect quote books. They're just so fun!
