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Donnie: Can you recommend a book that made you cry?
April: General Mathematics 5th edition.
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Leo: Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Mikey: Because their hands are too shor-
Donnie: Because they're all dead.
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Donnie: Why do people slap a remote when it's not working?
Leo: Why does it work when you slap it though
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Leo: Can I go ride my bike outside?
Raph: Whatever, I'm not your dad.
*Leo runs off*
Raph: NOT IN THE STREET
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Mikey: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me up in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
Raph: Believe me, I've thought about it.
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