Part 17

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Mikey, whispering to Donnie: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Raph without him noticing?

Donnie: Hey Raph, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Raph: *takes and swallows the tracker* Pay up.

Mikey: ...

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Leo: So, what was the future like?

Casey Jr: You want the long version or the short version?

Leo, hesitantly: The short version, I guess?

Casey Jr: Sh*t's f*cked.

Leo: Oh-

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April: Some of us are still 'it' from a childhood game of tag.

Leo: Way to f*ck me up on a Tuesday.

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Mikey: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.

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Leo: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Raph: The cow??

Donnie: What?

Mikey: Raph, W H Y

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