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Leo: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Donnie: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Donnie, right after Leo leaves the room: I miss him already.
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Donnie: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Raph will and will not eat.
Donnie: Grass? Yes!
Leo: Moss? Yes!!
Donnie: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Leo: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Donnie: Worms? Sometimes!
Leo: Rocks? Usually nah.
Donnie: Twigs? Usually!
Leo: April's cooking? Inconclusive!
April: How did you... test this?
Donnie: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.
April: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Mikey: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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April: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Leo: Several traffic violations.
Mikey: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Donnie: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Raph: Also, that's not our car.
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Raph: You're a loose cannon, Donnie.
Donnie: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Mikey: I think you play by your own rules.
Leo: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Raph: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Donnie: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. April is a loose cannon.
April: *smashes a chair*
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Raph: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Mikey: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Raph: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Donnie: Actually I did the math, Mikey would have $225, not $0.15.
Mikey: Fam I'm right here....
Leo: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Raph: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Leo: Sorry I only have a dollar
Raph: :(
Donnie: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Mikey would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Leo: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Donnie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
April: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Donnie: Apply juice to what
Casey Sr: Directly to the forehead
Raph: Great chat everyone
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-ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes-
FanfictionIncorrect quote book for ROTTMNT since I can't stop making incorrect quote books. They're just so fun!
