Part 32

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Mikey: The first time I ever got upset in front of Splinter, he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Splinter: I was doing both, for your information.

Donnie: The first time Splinter hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn't make eye contact for, like, a week after.

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Donnie: *Locks Leo in the tank* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

April: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Donnie: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Splinter: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

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Raph: At this point, I'm holding myself together with glitter glue.

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